Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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That's why you should have a few before you go... wait, I'm mixing metaphors.
Stahhp!
Yeah baby, show me that data.
This one goes out to a lot of you on FunSubstance.
DAMN YOU ELLIPSIS!
I bottle it up. Put those bottles in a box... hide that box in the basement.
As a counterpoint to the other FB post.
Divided we are easier to control.
Yo quiero dos.