Smitty

smitty

I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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D'awww!

D'awww!

Damn it, now I'm going to spill my coffee in the chase.

Damn it, now I'm going to spill my coffee in the chase.

BDSMath

BDSMath

Probably good advice for all the time tbh.

Probably good advice for all the time tbh.

Feels... with a twist.

Feels... with a twist.

Rain, rain, go away...

Rain, rain, go away...

Captain, my captain!

Captain, my captain!

Slurp.

Slurp.

When I think about you... Hidden

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That's why you should have a few before you go... wait, I'm mixing metaphors.

That's why you should have a few before you go... wait, I'm mixing metaphors.