Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
Already stole your girl... all y'alls girls.
Pour me another.
Yeah baby, you know how I like it.
Yo quiero cuatro.
I kinda did once. It was surprisingly liberating.
Pure pharmaceutical grade D'aawww. Use with caution.
I'm all for self deprecating humor, but it really bothers me to see others do it.
Yeah baby!
What are your plans for the day?
In a parallel universe.