Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
The TL;DR guide.
Tha definition of insanity...
Hygiene is important, even if you stay at home.
'Nuff said. Keep the past in the past.
Just ask... and try to believe their reassurances.
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Check my punctuation, I'll give you cunning linguistics.
** Shrill baby dinosaur screaming **
Suuuper creepy nerd pick up lines. (OH GOD, WHY?)