Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
Hell, even this would be an improvement.
Swiggity, spooky, coming fo that booty.
Found this guidepost along the road to nowhere.
Or stay in introvert foster care for life.
It was. It really, really was.
Don't. Stop. Me. Now.
D!ck Dale is particularly bad for this.
Still far away from where I belong...
100% autobiographical right now.
Find your Ten.