Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
Hey ladies, my emotions are as fragile as Pringles and I'm afraid to mingle!
Take one day at a time and set realistic goals.
When you see your crush getting "friendly" with someone else.
Finally, a definitive answer.
A pair of subwoofers.
Science Caturday: Leaning knows no bounds.
Science Saturday: Fight ignorance and misinformation.
Science Saturday: Show me the DATA!
Bottle it up, put the bottles in a box. Hide the boxes in the basement.
Don't. Just... don't.