Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
It's safer being inside.
Love, reign o'er me... rain on me.
This is brilliant.
My Internet is so crap, it would be a whole lot longer.
It's embarrassing to admit it, but I pushed that button without reward for far too long.
This changes the connotation of "playing it close to the chest."
Hey ladies, stuck with a f*ck Boi? Throw this one out there.
Cherish and protect it Kiddos, parts of it are only gonna get worse.
Rare, never before seen picture of Dr. Seuss's cat.