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I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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Five years ago today at 5:32 UCT, we landed on Mars after 7 Minutes of Terror. VIDEO

Five years ago today at 5:32 UCT, we landed on Mars after 7 Minutes of Terror.

And even if you do, there's still caller ID.

And even if you do, there's still caller ID.

More buttons we need.

More buttons we need.

Or just keep that shit caged under the stairs in the basement, it's for the best.

Or just keep that shit caged under the stairs in the basement, it's for the best.

Exes soemtimes have this in common with cats.

Exes soemtimes have this in common with cats.

Absolutely true. Current and former cat owners will agree.

Absolutely true. Current and former cat owners will agree.

Wrapping presents like a boss.

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Wrapping presents like a boss.

So how's your year going?

So how's your year going?

I'm also have a very low bullshit and drama tolerance. How about you?

I'm also have a very low bullshit and drama tolerance. How about you?

Ensuring the past stays past tense.

Ensuring the past stays past tense.