Smitty

smitty

I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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That's why you should have a few before you go... wait, I'm mixing metaphors.

That's why you should have a few before you go... wait, I'm mixing metaphors.

Stahhp!

Stahhp!

Yeah baby, show me that data.

Yeah baby, show me that data.

This one goes out to a lot of you on FunSubstance.

This one goes out to a lot of you on FunSubstance.

DAMN YOU ELLIPSIS!

DAMN YOU ELLIPSIS!

I bottle it up. Put those bottles in a box... hide that box in the basement.

I bottle it up. Put those bottles in a box... hide that box in the basement.

As a counterpoint to the other FB post.

As a counterpoint to the other FB post.

Divided we are easier to control.

Divided we are easier to control.

Yo quiero dos.

Yo quiero dos.