Xvarnah

xvarnah

Xvarnah --
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Can I interest you in some Flavorless Hexagon?

Can I interest you in some Flavorless Hexagon?

Resumes be like: rumors of my accomplishments have been greatly exaggerated

Resumes be like: rumors of my accomplishments have been greatly exaggerated

Sounds like communist propaganda but okay

Sounds like communist propaganda but okay

No one expects the Mario Inquisition

No one expects the Mario Inquisition

There's No Place Like Google

There's No Place Like Google

When a waiter says "enjoy your food" every single time I will say "oh you too!"

When a waiter says "enjoy your food" every single time I will say "oh you too!"

My plan for world domination begins with... (Predictive text)

My plan for world domination begins with... (Predictive text)

Microwaves aren't to be confused with hot plates, even when they're causing them

Microwaves aren't to be confused with hot plates, even when they're causing them

Introverts Walking into A Social Event

Introverts Walking into A Social Event

I have met my socialization quota. Anything more would just be excessive

I have met my socialization quota. Anything more would just be excessive