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Coffee 3 comments
xvarnah · 1 hour ago
Does he always drink his big ass titties through his nostrils?
Yup, I hope it doesn't lay eggs 3 comments
xvarnah · 2 hours ago
Tbh I imagine the amount of potential medical problems as she ages (particularly with her nose) are going to outweigh that happiness later on in life
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Cozy bois 3 comments
xvarnah · 2 hours ago
Idk if tiny sweaters help injured penguin but I approve either way
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Let the kids choose their gender 3 comments
xvarnah · 2 hours ago
Which is why a lot of people are against putting preteens and teens on hormone therapy
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Bowl of fruits 1 comments
xvarnah · 2 hours ago
The blueberries are invading the rindland
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Who wouldn't love to swim in here? 3 comments
xvarnah · 2 hours ago
Charmander
Yup, I hope it doesn't lay eggs 3 comments
xvarnah · 2 hours ago
That's not how species work but okay
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Horse boys 1 comments
xvarnah · 2 hours ago
He's a brony
This motherf**ker. 4 comments
xvarnah · 2 hours ago
So this is to be your last meal as well, it seems
Hrrrmmmmm 5 comments
xvarnah · 2 hours ago
She's still trying to figure out if the money was worth marrying Trump
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And thus, balance was restored 2 comments
xvarnah · 2 hours ago
Even with the second G moving, idk why we had to see that twice. But I read pepe as rape and once again made for a whole new meme
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Killing off the weak so they can breed a nation of survivalists and fighters in 3 comments
xvarnah · 3 hours ago
"The one in school shooting."
Luckily whoever wrote this was safe
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Millenials mother 1 comments
xvarnah · 9 hours ago
There's a logistics problem going on here
When will the madness end 4 comments
xvarnah · 9 hours ago
From the lunatics that brought you: "only people in favour of enslaving black people own dogs," we bring you the much anticipated sequel! "Only racists have white robots!"
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Also: for the record - never met a human being that shade of white. Or anywhere close to it. But they have orange shoulder pads and I think that's racist against non-oompa loompas.
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Remember that guy whose boss had to change his address to the place he worked in an attempt to make police stop arresting him for trespassing? Or those fans making monkey noises at black football players? The manager of the gas station who got punched in the face and told to "go back to his country" because he made the mistake of existing? That was racism. If you look closely you'll notice that what we have here is something called "bullshit." They really don't have anything in common, but it's fun to pretend they do because that way real acts of racism lose all credibility. And that's the end goal... right?
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It ain't much, but it's honest work - Part II - It is done. Thanks for the 4 comments
xvarnah · 9 hours ago
...memories, thanks for the memories
He tastes like you, only sweeter
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Take All These Cuts And Make Them Shine (MusicSubstance) 5 comments
xvarnah · 21 hours ago
I went back and forth on posting this because it's lyrics are a little unclear and it has religious elements, but I think the chorus is relatable enough to speak to just about anyone who has gone or is going through hard times.
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So here it is. Just in case someone needed this today
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Take All These Cuts And Make Them Shine (MusicSubstance) 5 comments
xvarnah · 21 hours ago
And everytime
Every line
Everytime you want to say goodbye, sing
Everytime
Every line
Everytime you want to say goodbye, sing
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I will not look away this time
Take all these cuts and make them shine
And all this pain I've held inside
So I can find my way home again
I will not look away this time
Take all these cuts and make them shine
Don't want to be perfect, just alright
(x2)
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She's everything to everyone
Wish I could've seen it come
Down, but I heard incorrectly
It seems everything she knows
Is now 5 minutes to close
And that's not a lot of time when you're nervous
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Take All These Cuts And Make Them Shine (MusicSubstance) 5 comments
xvarnah · 21 hours ago
He's on his way to somewhere
Cause he heard it was safe there
And safe is something valuable here
He's spent half his life searching
And the other half working hard
To find out if Jesus is real
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And they say:
"Son, look away
Don't be afraid when you want to
Turn back a million times
And it might get colder, but wait til it's over
Son, you will find your way"
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But he said
I will not look away this time
Take all these cuts and make them shine
And all this pain I've held inside
So I can find my way home again
I will not look away this time
Take all these cuts and make them shine
Don't want to be perfect, just alright
(Cont)
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Take All These Cuts And Make Them Shine (MusicSubstance) 5 comments
xvarnah · 21 hours ago
Lyrics:
She's everything to everyone
Wish I could've seen it come
Down, but I heard incorrectly
It seems everything she knows
Is now 5 minutes to close
And that's not a lot of time when you're nervous
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And they say
"Daughter look away
Don't be afraid when you want to
Turn back a million times
And it might get colder, but wait til it's over
Darling, you'll find your way"
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But she said
I will not look away this time
Take all these cuts and make them shine
And all this pain I've held inside
So I can find my way home again
I will not look away this time
Take all these cuts and make them shine
Don't want to be perfect, just alright
(Cont)
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Take All These Cuts And Make Them Shine (MusicSubstance) 5 comments
xvarnah · 21 hours ago
Song: Look Away
Artist: Thousand Foot Krutch
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Pinnochio, are traps gey? 4 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
-pinocchio is caught by a fisherman who wants to eat him
-pinocchio is turned into a donkey, along with his friend, for playing too much. He is then bought by a circus and forced to do tricks until he injures his leg. He is then sold to a man who drowns him in the ocean, with the intent of skinning him. The fish eat the flesh off pinocchio's donkey-corpse and somehow this turns him into a puppet again.
-he later encounters his donkey friend nearly worked to death on a farm
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There's some other shenanigans, none of which are overly pleasant. But overall leaves you with the impression maybe the creator wasn't overly fond of children. Or puppets. Or crickets. Or donkeys. Or cats and foxes. Doesn't seem to mind goats, though, so we have that
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Pinnochio, are traps gey? 4 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
The original comic, like most Disney tales, is much darker than the movie. Main points of interest:
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-Gepetto gets arrested
-Pinocchio burns his own feet off (by accident)
-A cricket tries to warn Pinocchio about bad behaviour, so Pinocchio throws a hammer at it and kills it (RIP, Jimminy, though his ghost does come back later)
-A bird meets a similar fate when it tries to warn Pinocchio about a cat and a fox trying to trick him. The cat eats the bird, and later the cat and fox disguise themselves as bandits and hang Pinocchio from a tree. It takes so long for him to suffocate they get bored and leave.
-a rather confusing resurrection occurs afterwards due to fans wanting more of the comic. A fairy and several animals are involved, and the Cricket's ghost assures them all Pinocchio is not dead. Cricket ghosts are the highest authority on puppet deaths, so I'm told.
-Pinocchio winds up in a weasel trap (post-resurrection)
-Gepetto gets eaten
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SBUBBY 7 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
What is happening?
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Sorry for being gone awhile guys! 1 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
They taste nothing like what I'd expect pink to take like
Pinnochio, are traps gey? 4 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
Considering Pinocchio started as a torture-of-children comic, this is actually pretty calm
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