Xvarnah

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Plane door be ballin 1 comments
xvarnah · 9 minutes ago
Funny I saw a pair of socks that said the same thing
They look surprised 1 comments
xvarnah · 10 minutes ago
I think the cats are just impressed that one of us clumsy humans finally showed a propensity for climbing. Now we just have to prove to them that we can land on our feet
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When you say you don't like people 3 comments
xvarnah · 3 hours ago
Millennial actually. But I dislike people just the same >.>
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Fox Fires - Animated Short Film 4 comments
xvarnah · 14 hours ago
We would appreciate it if you stopped resisting
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Ill be the roundabout 1 comments
xvarnah · 14 hours ago
I thought the guy was laying down at first and it was really screwing me up until I noticed the tiny old lady
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Choose wisely 18 comments
xvarnah · 14 hours ago
Idk. This post is unclear. Do you receive the ring as Sauron made it? Or where you have the ability to make use of it but it is still loyal to Sauron? Or do you receive the ring as if it were forged by and for you?
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Outside of it's ability to enhance someone's power to dominate others, the explanation of it's powers always seemed fairly foggy to me.
Finger guns 2 comments
xvarnah · 17 hours ago
Everything about that part of the movie still makes me cringe
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Choose wisely 18 comments
xvarnah · 18 hours ago
Oh no, I'm not falling for that again. As soon as I pick one, my rival is going to burst in and pick whatever item can defeat mine
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Maed meeh lfaa 2 comments
xvarnah · 19 hours ago
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
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Game of Thrones Script by Botnik predictive keyboard (I can't wait to tell my onions) 2 comments
xvarnah · 19 hours ago
From the people who brought you:
"Harry Potter and the Portrait of what looked to be a large pile of ash"
Funsubstance(dot)com /fun/478300/harry-potter-and-the-portrait-of-what-looked-to-be-a-large-pile-of-ash/
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Botnik feeds scripts/books into their predictive keyboard, and then compile the most amusing results into.. Well, this.
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As an aside I've now become aware that apparently links posted in comments months ago have also been deleted
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My two gels afraid of the horde 5 comments
xvarnah · 22 hours ago
Keep in mind that my issue isn't that they own this amount of bodywash (lots of reasons that could be from hoarding to just a really good sale). I just think it's unnecessary to have them all IN the shower at the same time. Like you're not going to stop halfway through the shower and say "today I will use this exact same body wash but from THIS bottle."
Kill Bill track plays in the background 10 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
Based on the little I know of the character, Superman wasn't exactly born superman. He was born powerful, but raised as Clark Kent, whereas "superman" is the identity he created to allow himself to fully express his natural abilities, so I'd say it's arguable which persona he identifies with more. Both of them wear metaphorical masks to protect the other, as well as the people he comes in contact with
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I don't think Clark is meant as a critique of the human race, either, rather he tailors Clark to better protect the superman persona. If Clark boasted of being brave and a go-getter people would expect him to be a lot more involved when things start going wrong. When he failed to be involved people would then take him to be not only a coward, but a liar as well. Being a straight up coward would be the lesser of two evils in that scenario imo
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Then again I'm not big in the superman neck of the woods. It's an interesting take either way
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Harry's fantasy 5 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
No.
Feeling inspired yet? (Inspirobot for the criminally insane) 3 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
I mean, the first quote is extremely possible, I'm just horrified of their logistics behind it
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Usa usa! 19 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
Tbh, and I readily admit I don't know what I'm talking about here, but from the excruciatingly little I've read I'm fairly certain America could make changes here without actually providing free healthcare. Whatever your stance on America's healthcare, from the little I've read a lot of the insulin issues seem to have arisen from corruption and political/patent bullshit on the side of the drug companies.
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The government probably could step in and say "enough is enough," though I imagine that would open another legal can of worms. Even so, the cost of insulin is unreasonable and should never have gotten to this point
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Big, dumb, and tone-deaf 5 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
At the disco?
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Usa usa! 19 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
I mentioned it below but just an FYI apparently she was also diabetic and also switched to the same brand of insulin
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Usa usa! 19 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
Additional note: his fiance is also a diabetic and had also switched to the same brand of insulin
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Usa usa! 19 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
Okay I still think the insulin thing is fucked up, but this is misleading. According to at least one of the articles he hadn't been able to afford the expensive insulin period - he'd been on his dad's health insurance but had "aged out of it."
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The insulin cost between 900-1200 month and he had already started RATIONING it when a doctor suggested he try a Wal-Mart OTC brand.... For $25.00. This insulin takes longer to actually take effect than the insulin he had been using. It "did not agree with his body," and he slipped into a diabetic coma.
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The wedding was very likely a part of why he was saving his money, but nothing about this sounds like it was the only motivation here. The doctor's advice sounds a bit sketchy, the guy himself sounds a bit desperate, and it's just a depressing situation all around
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Big, dumb, and tone-deaf 5 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
What happens when my hands start bleeding?
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FUNSUBFAM I NEED YOUR HELP (check comments for details) 11 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
I mean for the sour cream or cheese couldn't you just use a white/yellow blanket/sheet?
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If you want lettuce or something there's lots of lettuce pillows, including these which are shaped like leaves:
Etsy(dot)com and then /hk-en/listing/234531319/lettuce-leaf-plush-pillow-in-lime-green?ref=user_profile
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Don't you guys have a VOAT and a Discord to hang out on? 3 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
Apparently I'm also blue (da ba de da ba di da ba de da ba di)
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Harry's fantasy 5 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
Good evening to everyone but the person who posted this meme and the 8 people who liked it
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Seriously ? 7 comments
xvarnah · 1 day ago
Well then maybe it was just bad timing haha. There was a meme about slipknots, another meme about men being pussys, and I swear a meme in between them about hanging yourself (maybe I'm wrong), and then this one so I just thought maybe the bots are all pulling from the depressed corner of the internet again
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