abel_hazard

abel_hazard


— abel_hazard Report User
Someone's Gonna Get Epstein'd 6 comments
abel_hazard · 5 hours ago
If something can turn this from “chronic illness” to “cured” (for a family member) I’ll be happy.
Slav candy 2 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
Hey Mom used to give me those for lunch sometimes as a kid.
1
Happens way too much 8 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
Yeah, it died as soon as I couldn’t control the urge to yawn.
Happens way too much 8 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
I had that happen a while back - sudden chest pressure/pain - and the sad thing is my first thought was “welp, probably won’t have to go to work tomorrow.”
2
Great God damn movie 1 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
Stephen Chow has made the same movie so many times and I would still watch them back to back.
What an absolutely amazing person 9 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
It really only counts as “investing” in the capitalist sense if you personally think you’re going to get some of the money back. Dude just bought a chance at a better future for some folks.
3
And you wake up 14 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Medical stuff.
1
Damn straight! 10 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Weird. Most of the ex-marines and Navy I know vote blue.
1
Green Herons 8 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
It doesn’t even look like there’s enough bird to counterbalance that neck. I mean I know the neck is 70% feather but so’s the rest of the bird.
11
Watching movies with the SO 12 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
My mom does one better. She’ll never know the answer because she got up to change laundry without warning and didn’t pause it. She will then complain the rest of the day that the movie does not make sense.
1
Outstanding move 5 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
That responsibility shouldn’t be on the intended victim, but if the justice system ain’t actually gonna help her, go for it, lady.
13
And you wake up 14 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
One of those is physically impossible and another two are extremely unlikely.
1
A certain group of people can't decide something because of their skin color 9 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
It depends on which definition of racism is being used. They change every five goddamn years because sociology, like any science, changes as more data changes theories.
Winners of the 2016 World Press Photo Contest 3 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
If I squint real hard it’s a lady in a hoop skirt.
My wife has figured out my secret 4 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
This is why you ask what they’re apologizing for. If they’re bullshitting you, they probably weren’t listening when you told them why you’re mad.
1
So anyway, we start blasting? 5 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
I mean it worked for whatever the shit is going around my office. “Y’all better not call in on closing” and now it’s a week after closing and goddamn everyone is leaking from an orifice or two.
1
This car is unsettling 5 comments
abel_hazard · 1 year ago
Pop Team Epic win!
I mean, he's probably not wrong 9 comments
abel_hazard · 1 year ago
I have now noticed the extremely awkward placement of that man's nipples, and now I can't un-notice it, so you have to too.
3
Like really you know of any other civilisation that is better than us? 13 comments
abel_hazard · 1 year ago
This question makes no sense. "Cruel," "evil," and "greedy" are adjectives, not comparatives or superlatives. This is like if somebody says "the sky is blue" and you ask "compared to what?"
1
Black james bond 28 comments
abel_hazard · 1 year ago
What about the bit where he's reminiscing on the surreality of the Service destroying his old service record and reassembling it with the Bond name after the previous Bond died?
Black james bond 28 comments
abel_hazard · 1 year ago
Pretty sure it's from the novels?
Do you have a better idea? 16 comments
abel_hazard · 1 year ago
Some people will. But it's not entirely in human nature for all of us to get fat and complacent in the abundance of resources. We have a drive to compete. Otherwise rich people's kids would never get anything done. And while some of them definitely do go that route, there are quite a few who make their own accomplishments on top of their parents'.
2
Black james bond 28 comments
abel_hazard · 1 year ago
See, I can totally understand this argument in situations where the *character* was male/white. But in the "James Bond" case, "James Bond" isn't even one guy. It's a code name that travels. And in the Ghostbusters case, A) they didn't use the same characters, and B) There's pretty heavy-handed hints that Venkman and Co. exist, are in the movie, and are separate characters from the current Ghostbusters. The original actors' cameos correspond neatly to where the characters went at the end of the video game, when they were convinced that the astral plane could no longer connect to our plane. There's a reason why a taxi driver would suddenly spout *original* Ghostbusters classifications.
· Edited 1 year ago
Black james bond 28 comments
abel_hazard · 1 year ago
So, uh, y'all are aware that the name "James Bond" does not refer to one "character," right? "James Bond" is just whoever has the 007 designation at the moment.
· Edited 1 year ago
Exactly 4 comments
abel_hazard · 1 year ago
A++ sarcasm. I bought it for like two seconds.
41