abel_hazard

abel_hazard


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Apparently, this is who my job thought I looked like, so they decided to put it on my new 3 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
That’s a little sketchy. Unless your place of work is like 20 people and can all fit in the same inside joke, wtf.
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Konosuba s3 hype! 3 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
Ok, someone explain the appeal of KonoSuba? I just couldn’t get into it.
Gorillas dismantling poacher traps 18 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
It’s not a debate. There are multiple studies. In raw IQ terms, chimps win. The evolutionary advantage humans have is primarily in social behaviors and developmental staging, plus better endurance/healing and more different-biome adaptability. Most primates just aren’t gonna do well outside their native biome, whereas pursuit predation just kinda means you’re going outside your comfort zone sometimes.
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Gorillas dismantling poacher traps 18 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
I don’t know what the stats are in gorillas, but in chimps, you’re not wrong. Unless you are a very smart human, the average chimpanzee has you solidly outclassed in IQ and problem-solving skills.
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Parrot Whitecap 13 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
Pretty!
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Low effort blue cheese meme 8 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
ありがとうございます、お姉さん!
The perfect couple does exist [artists] 4 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
Isn’t this how Homestuck happened? Getting some pretty Homestuck vibes off those faces.
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This post has read directly in my brain 60 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
I want a library too but I will be 100 yds away from the sword fight. With my longbow.
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50$ for a sponge 9 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
Be suuuuper picky about your surface materials. Seamless or permanently sealed are best, if not required (God bless wireless charging). Also if you don’t mind problematic content at times, I know a webcomic that does pretty solid reviews.
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They’re disgusting 23 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
… is it sad that when mutilating genitals came up I just instantly thought we were talking about circumcision (either sex)?
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Fillosuffee 8 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
Fun fact extra: a vast majority of the time, a human does not make a decision after considering the facts. They make a decision and then the logical brain activates in order to use the facts to rationalize it.
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Tis an homage 2 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
Right? Who looked at nightshades and said, “yeah, in 29 generations these things’ll be great!”
I’m so excited and worried 0_0 6 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
Good luck!
I like strawberry 8 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
Green apple. It’s got a tartness so it’s not just… sugar.
My bf and me 5 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
This is spouse and my preferred method of communication.
Be smart take steroids 4 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
Allow me to rephrase that: “And you’ll never need to worry about retirement!”
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Nah, apocalypse is little said 4 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
But you’re not completely fucked till Baby’s there too.
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Behold the saphire 1 comments
abel_hazard · 12 weeks ago
This is a glorious cat.
I made this to anger my friend who likes Iruma Kun 3 comments
abel_hazard · 13 weeks ago
Rosario + Vampire was… okay.
Chicken, duh- right? You’re picking chicken... Right?? 11 comments
abel_hazard · 13 weeks ago
They included roast chicken but not creamy chicken?
Alignment chart for some MCs 4 comments
abel_hazard · 13 weeks ago
I think it would be - but if he’s strict with his personal code, wouldn’t that be lawful evil?
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I love this progression 4 comments
abel_hazard · 13 weeks ago
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions, as far as the eye can see
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Oh crackers 15 comments
abel_hazard · 13 weeks ago
I…uh… I’m in Hades. If I hid behind Bouldy, you think maybe Megaera won’t find me?
Alignment chart for some MCs 4 comments
abel_hazard · 13 weeks ago
Seems to track to me? He’s got a “side,” he just doesn’t actually care whether his side is sowing order or chaos so long as he keeps his place and gets to eat.