abel_hazard

abel_hazard


— abel_hazard Report User
Cigarettes are right 3 comments
abel_hazard · 13 hours ago
I like(d) Maduros. Not brand specific, really, I like trying new stuff all the time.
Pay a Gargoyle enough and he'll wax philosophical 2 comments
abel_hazard · 13 hours ago
Ahhh, Xanatos.
1
Hate how this is constantly the case 4 comments
abel_hazard · 14 hours ago
Any hentai with nice cover art in a language you can read is gonna have some scary shit in its tags.
3
You deserve someone who looks at you the way Alfonso looks at Mary 5 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
It’s been up and down, but all I can do is help him with the oncologist’s directions and make sure to make the most of every last second I have with him. And pray.
5
Imagine being able to go on a date 9 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
Married for too long: can’t eat anything without offering a bite to spouse. Spouse is the same way.
3
You deserve someone who looks at you the way Alfonso looks at Mary 5 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
I’m scared. We’ve only been married 12 years, and he’s got cancer.
6
Frenchiness 10 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
For all we know, the afterlife is pain-ful. Where’s your proof?
2
Police Police Police 3 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
Like most nouns, “police” can also be used as a modifier (police car, for instance), so you can also say “Police police police police” without repeating a function.
3
Fanfiction cares more about the source material more than mainstream studios 17 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
To stretch a metaphor, if you just want to eat a well-made fettuccine Alfredo without interference from the people who just *have* to see what it would be like with a dash of sumac and some leek, that’s great. Hopefully nobody gets in your way so long as you aren’t going around smacking spices out of people’s hands.
2 · Edited 1 day ago
Fanfiction cares more about the source material more than mainstream studios 17 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
Granted, there ARE also the people just there because the content made them horny.
2
Baking vs cooking 13 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
No gods no kings no recipes sounds like a hell of a jam.
2
For once high schoolers weren’t being d*cks 9 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
I love it when neurotypical and neurodiverse people just… synergize and make each other’s lives better. And I’m betting the autistic guy was really sweet, too, cause if he was a jerk about it, that probably wouldn’t have lasted long.
3
Daisugi - Japanese Forestry Technique 4 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
That’s so neat! Agricultural technology is awesome.
3
I need to stop being one 1 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
There’s “digging up the past” and then there’s “recognizing a pattern of bad behavior and calling it out because it hasn’t been altered.”
6
Froggo Fun #485 - New Pokémon? 7 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
Green
Caturday Week 4 - Russian Blue 7 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
Sometimes the universe thinks you need a cat. It’s usually right.
1
Caturday Week 4 - Russian Blue 7 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
Mostly American Shorthair, or does the fur lead you to suspect long-haired in the lineage?
Who r u? B*tch Spiderman 1 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
*Landon Cider (Dragula Season 3, opening challenge - “drinks” chalice full of live spiders)
1
For the confused readers, Anon is referring to a "normoid femoid" 2 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
Who tells someone where they live before the third month?
1
The employee couldn't bear to build it. 5 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
Doesn’t that just make you a bear cub or a wolf?
1
Yes. 90 years ago, but it still hurts 4 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
Tasmanian tiger, I believe?
5
Sponsored by The Association of the Undead 7 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
Now I’m curious.
2
So based!!!! So f*cking based!!!!! 6 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
I have reached the age where almost all fantasy heroines are younger than me and am just looking forward to being Granny Weatherwax.
I swear I'm not looking 1 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
“I get pinkpalm like you wouldn’t believe”
So based!!!! So f*cking based!!!!! 6 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
Because everybody ignores a woman who looks old, so spell #1 if you want to be taken seriously is “look 18.”
4