I didn't want to speak for you, but I assumed...

"Did YOU carry a baby in you for NINE MONTHS with a man who LITERALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE SMUGGLING CINNAMON BUNS UNDER YOUR SHIRT?!" (DBZA)

Guys guys guys I did the thing: I married because we're both tremendous geeks and he treats me like a person not an accessory *AND HE GOT BETTER LOOKING.* Turns out that's possible.

To be fair, I'm not sure whether I'm talking about humans or the Argentinian ant.

He's helpfully curated most of the earth's weirdest natural things into a single blog. I mean, you can NEVER get a proper catalog of weird things because there's always something newly weird, but dammit, he tried... I love our universe. I mean, where else can you start from first principles of competition and end up with a species that dominates a planet almost solely through a type of cooperation?

The largest single organism on earth is a mushroom. Though it appears as separate growths above ground, it's interconnected at the roots and measures over 2 miles across by best estimates. If I remember right, it lives in the US Northwest. There's also a tree in - I believe it's South America - that rivals its size.
Seriously, though, http://bogleech.com/articles.html

It really weirds me out when people don't understand cross-gender friendships. I start thinking the person's creepy, like, what, just because you *could* be sexually attracted to someone you eliminate them from all nonsexual relationships?

Yay!

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Also, I read at a rate about 60-100 novel-sized pages an hour, and I like to read, like, a LOT.

It gets worse if we talk about the actual mating in question.

I just remove the keys and wipe it out.

Like anything that's been around for a few thousand years, there's like six versions of the myth.

Yeah, magic doesn't function well without intent.

Apparently apartment builders in certain parts of the US just assume the max height of a human is like 5'2"?

I've never actually had a shower head I didn't have to back bend in to rinse my hair, and I live in the U.S. I'm only five foot nine.

Neither of those verses describe anything about jealousy towards humanity. The first one just describes Satan desiring to set himself above God, and the second one is just talking about a city being destroyed because of trade and pride. Even the bit in the second passage that gets into talking about being "in Eden" just says that "iniquity was found" in the cherub in question.

"The actual story." You realize we're talking about ancient mythology, and even if we're taking this from The Bible, that specific part of the myth is not mentioned in the Scriptures as approved by the council of Nicaea, from which almost all modern Bibles take their cue?

There's a side myth that Lucifer (Helel) was sent by God to fall, so that there would be an Evil to choose in order to grant humanity free will.