Kinda, but he also wants to speak to your manager.

You're gonna have to sew the thing shut at the front, and it's still gonna stretch and look awkward.

Cripes, that's expensive. I mean, it's crazy awesome that those things even *exist,* though.

Guys who think they're "nice guys" and expect that to automatically entitle them to attention and/or sex.

Okay, but the rules of the game do make a difference in how people act. There's a reason more people get into fights over Monopoly than Clue. (Mostly because Monopoly was specifically engineered to make people hate the game, but the point stands.)

Just because you've seen worse doesn't mean it ain't bad.

Nope. Person at the top has resources (financial and social) and can position themselves for whatever status system replaces the current one. Person one rung above bottom has limited resources and if the status system change doesn't go their way, they end up on the bottom.

Yeah, certain denominations of Evangelical totally teach their kids that if you don't try to convert your friends you don't really like them.

Depending on the taper, you actually wouldn't need a very long boneless area at the end of the tip to reach those speeds, though. At small diameter, skin and tissue would likely hold together reasonably well - that's how leather bullwhips work, after all, and I'd bet dinosaur hide is tougher than cowhide.

I love that dude. Of course, the teegees are now HUGE, but they still love him.

Why the hell does static not get more adaptations? He was amazing.

Also, can we please agree that regardless of timing You Do An Abortion For An Ectopic Pregnancy because there is zero chance of either patient surviving that pregnancy?

See, the second trimester thing actually makes sense, but there's this whole *line* issue - like, I won't get pregnant right now because I live in a state that's a little crazy about this stuff, and due to a couple of hormone disorders there's a decent chance that somewhere in trimester 2 my doctor's gonna be like, "Okay, but if you keep going this is probably gonna kill you and you're *definitely* never getting nerve function in that foot back," and if it's a situation where I have to go out of state then that delays the whole shebang till the baby can *definitely* think and feel pain and might kill *both* of us in the process.

Please note that I have in fact met people for whom that would not have been sacrasm.

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