abel_hazard

abel_hazard


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Oh no 28 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
Snek just means snek. Unless the herps got something goin’ on I don’t know about.
Oh no 28 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
Either someone who is into
normal puppy play, or someone in the cub community who likes puppy play in addition to age play. The good news is that standard community policing means all the events I’ve heard of ID properly, but the concept of age play just weirds me out, kink or non-kink.
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Oh no 28 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
... y’all CAN exchange a furry for a puppy but, uh, once I explain that y’all might wanna go back to the just plain furry.
Has happened to plenty of us, I'm sure 9 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
There are people this doesn’t happen to? Hell, I used to end up solving difficult puzzle game levels in my sleep.
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True 9 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
Isn’t the entire MCU basically one giant Charlie Foxtrot of aborted themes and reversed character development?
Hol up 11 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
Separate note: is this old Sexy Losers content?
Hol up 11 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
They’re totally a thing, and they’re getting better, but A) I’m told you can still pretty much tell and B) whoever gets one is committed to this change bc besides being largely irreversible, it’s a HUGE process that requires months of physical therapy stuff.
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Hol up 11 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
Yeah - I’m not in the “tell everyone you date immediately” crowd, but the point at which you’re interacting with each other’s genitals is the point at which your genitals do actually become each other’s business, no?
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A Sense of Impending Doom 4 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
Ok, so less “sense of impending doom” than that certainty like with a kidney stone (before you know what’s going on) that the pain can’t be this bad without being a fatal injury.
True 9 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
I meant Captain Marvel.
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A Sense of Impending Doom 4 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
So.... I’d never know I’d been stung? Or is there physical pain too?
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True 9 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
Well, considering the movie was largely about needlessly suppressing emotions and how doing so weakens people...
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Truthy title 8 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
Pssssst the effect disappears if you have depression or a similar mental illness. I’m perfectly aware I’m a solid 2.
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Zoomba 3 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
Obama kinda HAD a cult, he just wasn’t as big about indulging them.
A female samurai 5 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
I’m just gonna say Teenagers (usu but not exclusively girls) Who Have Taken On Roles And Responsibilities Usually Reserved For Older People And Are Over Your Shit is just kind of a recognizable genre across cultures.
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You son of a *** im in 1 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
What, no Joss Whedon?
I can breathe twice at the same time 8 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
The point at which we start debating who doesn’t have to be treated as human is the point at which we admit no one has human rights. If it’s up for a judgement call, anyone’s rights can be negated with the right argument.
And somebody better freakin’ earn it if they want me to show them deference.
I can breathe twice at the same time 8 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
I always end up having the problem of people not delineating when they mean respect as “treat like an authority figure” and when they mean respect as “treat like a human being.” The former is earned, the latter is required.
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Half horse half centaur 5 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
Centaurpede.
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John Wick would agree 17 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
There’s a theory out that chihuahuas (and other small breeds) are often aggressive because they’re frequently not taken seriously and treated with little autonomy - we ignore the normal body language signals from them as “cute”- so they learn quickly that aggression is the only way to communicate discomfort.
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You 3 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
Lucky bastards.
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Boomers lmao 4 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
*cough* so, uh.... if someone snores genuinely unusually loudly, like, realllly pressure their doctor for an explanation. My spouse used to be legendary for it. He still snores, but now it’s, like, a normal snore? Since the cancer’s been (mostly) removed.
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The real superheroes 2 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
Some of them do it non-voluntarily, for $1-2 an hour, and won’t even be considered eligible for the job once they’re released.
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If you give a boy a flower 20 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
Mine doesn’t. I’ve tried it.
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It's sad if you get offended by the smallest things 9 comments
abel_hazard · 4 years ago
Yeah that’s what I’m saying from here on out when someone asks me. Horror.
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