Dude. I know a chick that lost a literal eyeball. There was pushback.

This is the USA. We started celebrating vandalism at the Boston Tea Party.

So are ducks

Nah, just powdered cheese. With preservatives.

I know of a guy who runs a shelter for abandoned and abused big cats. Some of them he’s raised since before weaning... and he STILL only interacts with them through a fence after they’re six months old or so (depending on species). He says they have about the emotional maturity of a three-year-old and tantrums are scary.

I know of a guy who runs a shelter for abandoned and abused big cats. Some of them he’s raised since before weaning... and he STILL only interacts with them through a fence after they’re six months old or so (depending on species). He says they have about the emotional maturity of a three-year-old and tantrums are scary.

Dragons are six-limbed: four legs plus wings. (Note: applies primarily to European lore)

Everywhere needs more M*A*S*H content

It means they’re dieting to fit into the jeans

Intersex people are at least as common as redheads and cover a lot of territory between vagina and penis.

Then it would be a dingo.

Though if I was her I’d be sending that screenshot to her recruiter.

Except I need a vomit bucket too from the pain. Those things are awful.

*marital art

*marital art

Look, the original hacker used a cereal box whistle. Tape is not out of bounds.