Mentally weighing whether or not Migi would decide to grow teeth.

I mean there’s also a human keeping two goldfish in a bowl that would cramp a betta. I’d keep them in something bigger just to clean the tank.

Migi is such an interesting character.

Be sad when you need to. *brings tissues and a hot cup of tea*

Be sad when you need to. *brings tissues and a hot cup of tea*

How does one even pronounce that, anyway?

I feel so at home now.

Dude. I know a chick that lost a literal eyeball. There was pushback.

This is the USA. We started celebrating vandalism at the Boston Tea Party.

So are ducks

Nah, just powdered cheese. With preservatives.

I know of a guy who runs a shelter for abandoned and abused big cats. Some of them he’s raised since before weaning... and he STILL only interacts with them through a fence after they’re six months old or so (depending on species). He says they have about the emotional maturity of a three-year-old and tantrums are scary.

I know of a guy who runs a shelter for abandoned and abused big cats. Some of them he’s raised since before weaning... and he STILL only interacts with them through a fence after they’re six months old or so (depending on species). He says they have about the emotional maturity of a three-year-old and tantrums are scary.

Dragons are six-limbed: four legs plus wings. (Note: applies primarily to European lore)

Everywhere needs more M*A*S*H content

It means they’re dieting to fit into the jeans