abel_hazard

abel_hazard


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Never use responsibility 11 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Seconded. Plus, if you’re not worried about getting published, you don’t have to write publishable things. …. I and my terrible co-op fanfic will be over here.
*chews on some grass like Lucky Luke* I'm somewhat of a centaur myself 9 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
I would be more upset by the horse legs than the horse stomach, really. I don’t wanna die just cause I got an ingrown toenail.
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*chews on some grass like Lucky Luke* I'm somewhat of a centaur myself 9 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
I wouldn’t think a fiber-geared stomach would really do meat, though.
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It's karaoke time! 5 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
You can never tell, it’s always out of tune.
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Takes a sec 4 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
You will never get that burr back right.
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Tastes like egg 20 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
…. How do you, like, ignore the clots? Those would freak me the hell out.
Some naval history for y'all 3 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
The honor of “winning with heinously outdated equipment” goes to the Night Witches.
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Not @Jamesott though, I'm afraid of him 7 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
There’s always a reason for ban lists.
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You gotta do some extra credit 2 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Your teacher is an elder millennial and didn’t always have an emoji for everything.
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Black Roses 3 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Man, forget the rose (okay, the black rosebuds are cool), I googled it and the history is amazing! Okay, a little f’ed up, but fascinating.
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Was removed for triggering to many Karen’s on another thread let’s see how many 4 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
And don’t let anybody call it “babysitting,” you’re just parenting your kid like any other parent.
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Tastes like egg 20 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
I get the joke, but my first reflex is what the hell eggs have you been eating? That shit smells like copper and corpse.
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Whenever I play a Bard 5 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Nah, play a Monk. Pick the right subclass and you can punch the health back into your friends.
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That last sentence really hits hard 6 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
LOL I avoid most of my adult relatives. The current generations aren’t as messed up as some of the previous ones, mostly thanks to the World’s Crankiest Uncle being a saint and raising five younger siblings like his own children, but we’re all our own brands of messed up. (Pretty sure he was just cranky due to the amount you have to work to support five siblings and four kids at the same go.)
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That last sentence really hits hard 6 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
I have molested zero minor relatives, attempted suicide zero times, shot zero spouses, relentlessly mocked zero autistic relatives, and poisoned zero siblings. The last four generations of my family have no room to bitch.
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Extremely early history meme 2 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Isn’t that more archaeology than history? I thought history referred to the time period recorded in writing.
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Twas indeed quite the slippery slope 1 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
…. What about eating things? I don’t know all those kanji.
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Swedish Warship Vasa 10 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
That’s magnificent.
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Strange cat 5 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
This is not a cat. It is neither clawing nor biting the person rubbing its belly.
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Sam, not the Impala! 5 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Like for title.
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Pain 3 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Well, did she ever *tell* you she wanted you to wear a maid outfit and cat ears? That’s important to communicate.
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Isn't this how most people think of things? 14 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Connections. It’s hosted by James Burke, which might help the search for it.
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Isn't this how most people think of things? 14 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
There is an old TV show that thinks a lot like this, and I maintain it was one of the best history shows made.
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I can as well 14 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
Dude, you should *see* the fursuit dryers some people have rigged up. The need to maintain the fursuit they slaved away how knows how many hours at minimum wage for will turn an isolated nineteen-year-old from Godknowswhere, Alabama into a goddamn engineer.
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I can as well 14 comments
abel_hazard · 3 years ago
There’s a reason fursuit cleaner and Febreze are a big thing. Few things that aren’t some kind of protective gear trap you with your own B.O. quite as effectively as a fursuit. Those folks are crazy dedicated to that kind of cosplay, y’all.
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