Granted, there ARE also the people just there because the content made them horny.

Sometimes the universe thinks you need a cat. It’s usually right.

Mostly American Shorthair, or does the fur lead you to suspect long-haired in the lineage?

Doesn’t that just make you a bear cub or a wolf?

Tasmanian tiger, I believe?

I have reached the age where almost all fantasy heroines are younger than me and am just looking forward to being Granny Weatherwax.

There’s a LOT to marriage, but short answer: the law actually recognizes that this person is your partner in life. In the ways talked about above and some others. Other than that, picking the right person is difficult: you have to find someone who:
You’re attracted to
You will want to kill less than once per week, ideally
You are willing to commit to talking to instead of killing when you want to
You respect enough to support
You have reason to believe thinks the same of you.

Fun fact: a woman diagnosed with a serious illness is two to six times (depending on source) more likely to be left by her male spouse or partner than a man with a similar diagnosis with a female partner.
The shit you find out when your spouse gets diagnosed.

Basically they’re making fun of the “if you abort a baby at any time after conception it’s MURDER” crowd. Which, I mean, I get, but better and more accurate ways to go about it.

… ironically, was thinking about a different relative this time, but thanks.

… now I gotta try that

Had me at “mixed pickles.”

I fucking hate when doctors do something like that without consent or notification. Or when they get a super important find on a test result and don’t mention it.