Ideally we’d pursue a hybrid approach. Monoculture is a death sentence, just ask the Gros-Michel.

Kind of you to pavé the way for others.

He said how to pick up chicks, not how to pick up chicks correctly.

I was so tired in my English AP exam I actually wrote down the (sarcastic) line, “blame the paparazzi, the French drive like idiots anyway” rather than just thinking it.
I still got a 5 (max score), so I dunno what that evaluator was on.

I can’t tell if “y’all are wild” means “I can art better than you” or “who tf drew this nonsense?”

Slice 1/4 inch thick, throw in bowl, toss with olive oil and Parmesan, microwave 90-120 seconds (until just beginning to soften). Doesn’t go all squishy that way.
Unless you mean gray squash, that stuff’s awful. Zucchini and yellow squash only.

Sounds great, but we gotta focus on getting some Siberian Unicorn DNA too.

I am gonna miss the masks when they’re gone. With a mask, nobody can tell that Cupid’s Bow lips naturally frown when resting (and tell me to cheer up).

Well, if you’re low-budget like we were when we got married, “Can I go out with (x person)” may also mean “Hey, have we got enough in the bank that I can spend ten bucks on food”, so it does depend on circumstances. I remember getting so freaking mad at my spouse because I’d have the budget worked out to where we could buy gas before payday if we needed to and then he’d buy drinks at the 7-11 like three times and if I needed gas the card wouldn’t authorize.

Aww... Terry’s such a good guy.

Y’all get geese and crows, but nooooo, the only birds that magically like me are freakin’ mallards. The calculating little jerks.

But tenderer meat is best for roasting!

True, but there is a not insignificant overlap between this business and “there are only two genders.”

That would seem to argue that not enough women are insisting on using the mouth.

That sounds uncomfortable. And like it would dry your face out.

Iiiii somehow have a serious case of deja by about this conversation.

Oh, man, I need to see what gnarly mosquito variant lives in that particular edge of nowhere.

Oh, Snape was an absolute jackass. A redeemable jackass, but a jackass. That said, I about half blame Dumbledore. Taking a person with some majorly unprocessed trauma from adolescence, pinning them down to one of the major sites of the trauma, and then putting them in charge of a bunch of adolescents just sounds… ok, that’s less “irresponsible” than it is “blatantly asking for abuse to occur.” Snape is responsible for his own actions, but Dumbledore should be run out of town for having the common sense of a goddamn ostrich.
Also, do wizards have therapy? Because Christ on a bicycle, somebody send Snape to a therapist, that’s gonna take months to untangle.