My fondness for ice cream with brownie chunks in operates on a similar principle.

The rate at which you experience time is directly proportional to the extent of your physical abilities. You could become omnipotent, but your speed would outstrip your ability to tell what you were doing.
I want to be infinitely persuasive.

If we get enough people on this, we can also go destroy the records of the collection agencies that go after delinquent medical debts.

Psssst choose a power and keep the chain going

What, is he LARPing Binding of Isaac?

Cause it was in the meme itself.

Yeah, but he isn’t in hell either. Lucifer kicked him out after one too many comments about daddy issues.

Aaaaand now everything tastes like pain for two days.

About the thickness of peanut butter but smoother, doesn’t pour or flow or stretch the way caramel does, spreads a little like Nutella but heavier, and tastes like somebody managed to double “double cream” and then caramelized it?

I mean by legal rights they had to, but I wanna know who tf offered him immunity? And WHY?

Oh man, that’s gotta suck. I can get some bad cramps, but it’s in the middle of the process, so I’m kinda prepared? It’s “I’ve been sobbing for two days straight. Do I have enough pads? And Aleve? And iron supplements?”

Kinda like the way crab meat is sweet without actually being sweet? Re: dulce de leche: the thick kind made with goat milk? (Also, autocorrect just tried to say dulce de lecher. Ew.)

Nezuko comes (heh) with preinstalled bamboo gag.

Never had squid ink - what’s it like?

True, the show had some technical flaws. Can I interest you in a refreshing Gargoyles instead?

Song of Solomon 4:10-11?

You can tell it’s not Oscar Wilde because it sounds sincerely optimistic.

Just gonna coopt your answer, there. (The hyphen is optional!)

Oh god I can’t decide. Violet? Matcha? Horchata? Amaretto?

…. I will totally trade you if I can get this 3D printer up and working enough to print a shoe sole outta recycled-tire filament. It might not be my eventual ambition to CNC mill titanium stilettos with bike-tire soles and chain mail uppers, but we’ll get there…