Naughty America
Only if you get it.. ;)

So I had to get my trousers altered while buying it. Jbtw I am a man. So since there were no men available to assist and take my measurements, a woman took it, and she was down on her knees in proper BJ position and then tucked my shirt in my pants to take measurement and that made me super awkward and have a boner...

Reminds me of then good old days when I completed watching HIMYN in 26 days.

Sweetheart, with all due respect, I want to fuck neither you nor the climate.

Just make an account and keep a tab of them all?

Who is she?

That burn was so sick.

I want to get in a relationship with someone who gives me back the same amount of energy I give them, be there for me when I am low, stay loyal, and live together with her till I die. Can you get me that?

Me too.

Wifi, bruh

Basically it’s like you don’t need it anymore so just throw it

Something big

Well.. at least he gets high fives!

Who took the picture?

Don’t cut yourself mate. Be careful.

One word. Torrent. No offence. Sorry. :)