When you're banging ur gf, she says 'Don't cum' and you instantly hit the point of no return.

Good Danny Boy.

But she has 3?

You don't.

Unless she got big tiddies, I ain't dicking her down.

He'll have a weight on his mind for a while now.

When you try to 'pull off' that little piece of skin between your legs and it bleeds.

She wants the KEY!

They're sporting hard!
Also 'Yes Infant!' I love that now.

Elton John

Yeah so I'm pretty sure that's deliberate.

Gotta go fast!

Okay that was never going to work.

The resemblance is uncanny tho.

Is the cute guy out of frame on her right?

Ace title!!

Czech. Mate.

I'd hate to see the great white shark shaped island that took a chunk out of the dolphin's back.

They've wheely done it this time!

For a moment I thought this was fuel made FROM babies.

That's adorable!

So what you're trying to say is that if your farm pet went to market, you would miss Piggy?

When you're meant to be doing something else but instead you're daydreaming, then someone snaps you out of it and you get to the task at hand.