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Some Halloween decors at the OBGYN 9 comments
acegalaxi · 1 day ago
Reminds me of mate explaining trying to please his lady after a night on the booze... like trying to fit a marshmallow into a coin slot.
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What's his name? 6 comments
acegalaxi · 3 days ago
Blyat Cat
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Not mine comic 6 comments
acegalaxi · 1 week ago
Nature vs Nurture
Keeping kitty safe too! 1 comments
acegalaxi · 1 week ago
Kitty in titty is best kitty.
Still my kind of Humor 2 comments
acegalaxi · 1 week ago
Why green?
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Ooh, a penny 5 comments
acegalaxi · 1 week ago
When the waitress says ‘Enjoy your meal’ and you say ‘Love you too’.
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Well that eggscalated quickly 3 comments
acegalaxi · 1 week ago
Nicholeggs Cage
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What kind of picnic is this? [And why haven't I been invited?] 6 comments
acegalaxi · 2 weeks ago
I was told condoms prevent pregnancy. Apparently they just change the colour of the baby.
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Two foreheads 2 comments
acegalaxi · 2 weeks ago
Fivehead
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PSA Quarantine bakers 1 comments
acegalaxi · 3 weeks ago
Garlic? Bread????
Look up Peter Kay.
It's obvious if you think about it 3 comments
acegalaxi · 3 weeks ago
Whooosh!
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Can confirm. Was a teenage boy 19 comments
acegalaxi · 4 weeks ago
Teenage boys will ‘Tap’ anything they get their hands on x
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Got their wires confused, it seems 5 comments
acegalaxi · 4 weeks ago
I shall forever call it Bob Dwyer and you won’t convince me otherwise.
She said she was 18 3 comments
acegalaxi · 5 weeks ago
Mate, I wrote the book on these kinda risqué jokes. I think you missed the part where I completely sidestepped the intended innuendo and added a comment for the lols
Comments about manliness incoming 7 comments
acegalaxi · 5 weeks ago
Then wash it.
The big yellow 3 comments
acegalaxi · 5 weeks ago
Needs a banana for scale.
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Go see cats, in theaters now 1 comments
acegalaxi · 5 weeks ago
Where’s your head at?
c*ckatiel follows her mom everywhere (FeelGoodSubstance) 3 comments
acegalaxi · 5 weeks ago
Two cute birds in one video I’m digging it.
She said she was 18 3 comments
acegalaxi · 5 weeks ago
Gotta stop dating serial killers, sweetheart.
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The possibilities are endless 3 comments
acegalaxi · 5 weeks ago
That’s a sin, not a tragedy.
I like this 4 comments
acegalaxi · 5 weeks ago
I brought a lemon to knife fight.
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Ikr 3 comments
acegalaxi · 6 weeks ago
Pretty sure that’s Ryan Gosnig on the right?
I have none :) 15 comments
acegalaxi · 6 weeks ago
This one time I was going going on my gf, and we made eye contact, and the crazy bitched actually waved at me!
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I never asked to become an adult. I genuinely miss my parents and childhood right now 6 comments
acegalaxi · 7 weeks ago
When you wake up from a BIG night and your wallet n phone are missing, but Alicia Keys are still there.
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I would buy this dishwasher 4 comments
acegalaxi · 7 weeks ago
My dishwasher talks to me. Makes me coffee. And sometimes even plays with my pee-pee!