My car has a flat tire and now I can't go anywhere. I should have brought asparagus...

Bearnedict Cumbeebatch

But pick up just one child and throw them at a hard surface... everything changes.

So minimal, it's egg-stra!

Should've drawn a 7-legged spider instead.

Head of rocks in the ice box?

Coloris... No. Wait.

Both have an S and H in their name.

Age 38: What is sex?

Round 1 in the bedroom vs Round 2.

Tap washer breaks...
*Intense Pounding*

Why is my country flipped 180 degrees???

E - Euthanise yourself

Charlece's mom has got it going on.

Snoop? Is that you?

I actually knew this. Also recently found out that peaches and nectarines are the same thing, except that ages ago one simple genome separates peaches to have fuzzy skin and nectarines smooth skin.

Hooman. Haaaaaalp!

Milk Dogs FTW

I come from a land Down Under!

My great uncle Stephen died a virgin though...