I’ll go out on a limb and say she’s not too handy, but her smile certainly disarms me.

Well done! Love good news on FS.

Thank the nice FBI guy.

When you re-discover old music and your entire life has purpose again.

That moment when crime lords wake up with a pineapple under their pillow.

Do you know the difference between a drug dealer and a ho?
A ho can wash her crack and sell it again.

The flying car industry was grounded with the invention of the wheel.

I’m sorry the middle of my sentence keeps interrupting the beginning of yours.

She’s simply out-standing in her field.

Tis twentie twentie and thoust can spelle enny werd enny witch weigh theym feelst fitt. Justt probubbly not on a reschumay.

When will cereal have zip lock bags???

Looks like me at 39.

Everyone liked that.

Most of my customers right there.

Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time
Don't be scared, 'cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout
Let your hair down, and square dance with me

Did I fucking stutter???

You threw your child on the ground for some spanks?

Sounds ruff.

GGOAT... Greatest Goat of All Time

Michael Jackson repeatedly asked Annie if she was okay...

I’ve always liked this.
I’m the type to put myself thru carthartic hell after a relationship to ensure the next woman gets a ‘fresh’ me.