It’s the Moon Moon of the sea.

My ex girlfriend was good at laying in bed, doing nothing.

I turned it sideways thinking it might have read
‘send nudes’

She’s just lion around.

I can barely believe what I’m reading.

It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

That’s business, baby!

After your mom.

I see Uncle Nigel at Christmas.

Loop Zoop.

By all means possible.
No it doesn’t.

I have a friend called Wayne Bruce. We call him Manbat.

The difference is post nut clarity.

I’ll go out on a limb and say she’s not too handy, but her smile certainly disarms me.

Well done! Love good news on FS.

Thank the nice FBI guy.

When you re-discover old music and your entire life has purpose again.

That moment when crime lords wake up with a pineapple under their pillow.

Do you know the difference between a drug dealer and a ho?
A ho can wash her crack and sell it again.

The flying car industry was grounded with the invention of the wheel.

I’m sorry the middle of my sentence keeps interrupting the beginning of yours.

She’s simply out-standing in her field.

Tis twentie twentie and thoust can spelle enny werd enny witch weigh theym feelst fitt. Justt probubbly not on a reschumay.