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Key and Peele

Your ex-boss.

I’ve often said I’m just a meat suit with a motherboard.

The smollest

Sweet. My ass ain’t getting beat.

You dun messed up A Aron

New Tri Door?

#susanalbumparty

Stretched Catillac

It’s the Moon Moon of the sea.

My ex girlfriend was good at laying in bed, doing nothing.

I turned it sideways thinking it might have read
‘send nudes’

She’s just lion around.

I can barely believe what I’m reading.

It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

That’s business, baby!

After your mom.

I see Uncle Nigel at Christmas.

Loop Zoop.

By all means possible.
No it doesn’t.

I have a friend called Wayne Bruce. We call him Manbat.

The difference is post nut clarity.