James Hetfield “Nothing Else Matters”

GTFO! I was literally listening to Staind “It’s Been a While” when I scrolled across this!

“Decorative farm animal”. Got it.

I don’t like this.

I’d get on his deck.

Hauling-Ass Harold?

I’m attracted to your sister’s intelligence...

Enjoy your fake party. Cunts.

I ship it.

Well the top review does say “the majority of teachers are excellent”.

Clearly, you’re not ready.

Sexy Sid

Jeepers Creepers. Where’d you get those peepers?

She just won my heart!

Alpha as fuck.

Then wash it.

Floofy and smol

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without some other guys dick in it.

Genuine recent client names at work: Richard Wang, Richard Stretch, Richard Swallow, Doug Lord, Rob Bott, Anita Mann.

child’d???

Opposite of a woman. Once you put the ring on a woman, they’ll clean you out of everything.

Monica!!

He makes you some mashed potatoes coz you can’t pay???