Nothing quite as satisfying as getting a load done at the same time.

Don’t forget to add a slice of the cow’s curdled infant food.

Didn’t they do Monsters University?

Fish n chips, no?

Never forget: Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

What did people breathe before oxygen was discovered?

Opposable ones at that :-)

This is me.

I like it.

Goat rhymes with boat.

Legit some of my recent clients:
Richard Stretch
Richard Tapper
Richard Swallow

It’s a shark eat shark world out there.

This looks like a job for me

Aha.

Righty tighty. Lefty loosey.

Nike responds: Keep wearing them. Just Do It.

Me, entering the hooker’s prolapse.

Cumming in A Minor will get you thrown in jail real quick!

Mom: Best I can do is $100.

Wet wet

I nearly had a threesome last night!! Only needed two more people.