$18 at hour? What?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y3_rIfOOf0

This show is too meta sometimes

Remind me to try this if I'm ever held at gunpoint

Part 33*

Hold the door

EMU WAR FLASHBACK

My dog ate my legs

"Out of respect and loyalty to my boyfriend I hereby solemnly swear to make no contact of any sort, whether physical, vocal or digital, with the males of our species, who make up roughly 50% of the global population."
K den.

*Worth zero* Do you even know how inflation works?

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Malik?

FFS I always thought like this! Why are aliens always fucking united? If aliens exist, they're definitely going to have countries and cultures and languages etc.

Bitch had better be impressed

Well, time to go get a vasectomy.