Put your hand over your heart and try to match the beat

I LOVE Blueberries

These are very sexual compared to normal pick up lines

Watching soccer right now. Don't know if it's the uppers I took or what but this is pretty cool. I think I just like British accents

The road to success is riddled with failure

To bad for the people in the back of the taxi. But that elusiveness tho!

Why do we call public bathrooms "Bathrooms"? when there is no bath?

literally your whole life is a lie.

Wolf my favorite animal