My wife would be so heart broken if she ever found out

I don't blame ya. I would too.

Sorry man, I would never marry a vegetarian. That's something best saved for the deathbed.

Keep eating the meats. Start with the fucking chickens and move up to the bigger prey like cows and stuff.

never tell her. ever. ever.

literally your whole life is a lie.

Honestly, I would be open with her about your desire to eat meat. She's your wife. You should feel comfortable expressing this concern to her. Who knows, maybe you both can come to some sort of agreement about when you can and cannot eat meat. My boyfriend and I do that with our soda intake. Good luck!

Well weren't you eating your wifes meat?

She probably has been too.