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I want to do this 23 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
Well now that you mentioned that..*gulps*
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Another kid coming up 2 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
Somebody's not happy
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Glass bottom bedroom 6 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
Omg lol XD
This is the most zombie ready house I've seen to date. 13 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
Look at that person about to jump
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My wife would be so heart broken if she ever found out 13 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
Honestly, I would be open with her about your desire to eat meat. She's your wife. You should feel comfortable expressing this concern to her. Who knows, maybe you both can come to some sort of agreement about when you can and cannot eat meat. My boyfriend and I do that with our soda intake. Good luck!
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Eye m*sturbation 10 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
Then you look like a panda
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A scary sighting… 9 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
The person who posted this isn't the same person who said the caption above
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*gasps* *takes notes* 6 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
One of these is not like the others...
Love my mug 10 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
I'm sorry but this was hilarious
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Good guy Juan 18 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
I got super tense while reading this. But I love the great ending!
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How to be lazy 6 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
The nose one though...
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I must dance. 18 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
He dooooo
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How helpful! 6 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
"What a feeling" O.o
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A useful guide 3 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
Reminds me of Despicable Me
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Before your dentist appointment 4 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
And floss lol
I just overhead a girl say this to her boyfriend 8 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
Hopefully she was joking
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Eye certainly didn't expect that. 17 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
This made me cringe. Twice.
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Just a heart 4 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
I see a giraffe too
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Toothpaste 4 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
Brush your teeth before you put on your clothes
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Breakfast time! 4 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
The fourth one lol
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If only it could be this easy... 51 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
Annnnnndddd the whole world heard
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What I imagine every time I'm put on hold 3 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
Every. Single. Time.
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Actually comment is no funny, but I wrote it so I made a post 5 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
I downloaded it. It's pretty cool.
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You are the Only girl I talk to".. 14 comments
usernameistaken · 6 years ago
I can't stand having that many notifications..once I get one I'm like.. must. read. now.
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