Imagine walking for hours in the desert and then seeing all that water O.O

I said it in his voice in my head

He wasn't readyyyyy

"Well.. this is it"

I thought the baby would slowly be progressing in age.. but then... ;-/ happened

FUUUUTUUUUREEEEEE (in squidwards voice)

"come at me bro"

*stomach growls
*cries internally

O.o feeling good about having no library books out right about now

Put the onion in the freezer 15 minutes prior to cutting. Bam!! no tears

*claps hands*
needs more hands
*claps hands and feet simultaneously*
*breathing intensifies as family looks on in shame*

"Ya nastay"

The order of those comments. ^^

*pets cat.."Where's my money?"

O.o That's ok. I'll hold it.

Reminds me of these guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqM2ytqHY4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
And
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM

I just tell them I've already seen it (mostly likely from this website)