Lucifer

lucifer


Ever known an angel that was taking Satan's advice?

— Lucifer Report User
I like these aquatic sneks 3 comments
lucifer · 3 years ago
When you forget the gas pump number and you're at the register
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No he doesn't 13 comments
lucifer · 3 years ago
What you mean used to be? I'll have your soul
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Snuggle? (Prefer it over cuddle tbh) tag your babe 136 comments
lucifer · 3 years ago
Oh sh*t I was supposed to tag Bae! I'm sorry Bae!!!! @lucifer #foreveralone
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Snuggle? (Prefer it over cuddle tbh) tag your babe 136 comments
lucifer · 3 years ago
I hate unrealistic crap like this. How you gonna rub your faces like that with glasses on. Gtfo
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Yeah baby ;) 2 comments
lucifer · 3 years ago
"I'll fill you up with that premium gasoline baby."
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Because I'm just a beautiful ray of friggin' sunshine, part twelve... the end? 12 comments
lucifer · 3 years ago
My son is about to die by snoo snoo
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What I like on my wife 13 comments
lucifer · 3 years ago
It's not letting me like the post more than once. Explain
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Pineapple on pizza? Please, this is worse. 6 comments
lucifer · 3 years ago
Yo! I actually fckng like pineapple on my pizza! With ham? Boyyyy & some bacon? Booooyyyyy
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I never knew my dad 3 comments
lucifer · 3 years ago
"Stoned like a cheating Muslim woman." And I thought I was evil
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What have I discovered? (Don't unhide this if you're at work or school) 25 comments
lucifer · 3 years ago
F*ck it. Got snoo snoo
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I'm sure Lucifer was hella fine 6 comments
lucifer · 3 years ago
I don't have children, heck you talkin' bout?
#KeepTheJimmyHatOn
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Heil doge 10 comments
lucifer · 3 years ago
We're gonna lose that lion because of a dumb kid.. make that damn gate higher
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"It was all fake !" 2 comments
lucifer · 3 years ago
My dog was looking at my screen while I read this and his eyes widened.. What just happened
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Double standards 5 comments
lucifer · 3 years ago
No, Itsa me. Lucifer
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Double standards 5 comments
lucifer · 3 years ago
It's my house you little shit
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Mind = blown 15 comments
lucifer · 3 years ago
Hey! Nobody kicked me out! Dammit!
I left myself :(
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Mind = blown 15 comments
lucifer · 3 years ago
What if science is just a figment of our imagination?
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Dog traumatized by abuse is caressed for the first time [loud] 18 comments
lucifer · 4 years ago
Love sickens me..

But this is about an animal so it's cute af and I wanna pet it so bad.
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Commissioned art 4 comments
lucifer · 4 years ago
Pretty much saying that even though it's art you don't have to do it illegally.
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It's Not Cheating 2 comments
lucifer · 4 years ago
Get rekt for snitchin'. C*nt.
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Right 4 comments
lucifer · 4 years ago
Hell-o, you rang?
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something shifty is going on 2 comments
lucifer · 4 years ago
"Why is lying down? What are the fuckers gonna do to me?"
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Medical alphabet 8 comments
lucifer · 4 years ago
Funny thing is this isn't even a joke. This is the real deal.
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She has seen the light 5 comments
lucifer · 4 years ago
Don't do it Lucifer.. it's childish and improper.. please... dammit...
*Brazzers*
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Twin brothers from different mothers 4 comments
lucifer · 4 years ago
What breed is that dog? Anyone know?? It's gorgeous.
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