Lucifer

lucifer


Ever known an angel that was taking Satan's advice?

— Lucifer Report User
Live laugh love 5 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
I loves my taste because I absolutely loves dis. I want dis. I need dis actually.
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Fabulous star wars contest 2 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
The last one.. when you have that one try-hard on the team
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Expected a battle this works too 41 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Not even Eminem is brave enough to battle Eminem.
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When someone says I have anger issues 5 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
If you get tight at every little sh*t then yes, you do need to manage your anger.
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CLEAN ZE DIAPER 10 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Hey there :)
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Hair clip horror 6 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
I like to call myself a web-designer. Thank you very much.
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What sorcery is thisssss 17 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Earth's flat they say
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Word of advice 14 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Ayyyeeeeeeeee!
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First driving lesson 1 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
This had me crying laughing
DIY coil charging cable 3 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Did you do it right? Cus I've done this to multiple iPhone chargers.
Exactly what I think 12 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
I love his music. I'm not a big fan of the person, though.
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When Things Don't Make Sense 7 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
That would ruin the whole purpose of a selfie. It feels different taking a selfie than someone taking a picture of you. It's more fun in a way.
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Führer is looking for his friend 12 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
"Luciiiii!" *growls*
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Me irl 22 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Hey! Yeah :)
Me irl 22 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
You rang?
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Satan is always helpful 8 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Hey, you got a blunt I got a light, fam.
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The truth is out 7 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Because I, Lucifer, have been fooled by mere mortals. I'm bringing hell upon earth once more.. I'm bringing Jersey Shore back.
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The truth is out 7 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
You gotta be f*cking kidding me.
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Spiky shower curtains kicks you out after 4 minutes to save water 24 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
For guys, 5-10 mins is more than enough. Some guys be in there for like a whole hour.. -_- I'm sure girls need more time.
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Poor guy 37 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Time flies!
Poor guy 37 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Sorry.. Fashionably late as always.
Cut from a single piece of paper 2 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
*stabs myself with the pencil drawing a tree*
I'll stick to breathing
*chokes*
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What a dunce. 10 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Tie it with a rubber band and low speed on fan you cheesy c*nt m8
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Cookie dough 11 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Thank you! >:)
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