This is true . But you need perspective. There's kids in Africa with no legs...

*cough cough* child abuse *cough*

I saw a hedge once. What's the point here?

Welcome to Earf

Lou bega... Fuck...

That's just, like, your opinion man

Dude.... These people vote..

What purpose would it serve? People aren't going to walk up in one lane just to turn and walk down the other lane in the same Isle. Why walk the lane twice when you can just reach over and grab yo shit!

I love camping. Although I also love calling room service for a club sandwich when I'm hammered. It cuts both ways

I doubt it. I killed a boy once.

That's because nobody expected their backwards arse to do it. But here we stand corrected.
Way to go backwards arse, way to go.

They can put you on wait for a while. I hear drinking bleach passes the time.

GREEN PILL! White and give the third to a protege after years of watching and waiting and pick the unlikely nerdy kid who I see something in. Then I would become the cooky yet loveable drunk Wise old master with a heart of gold who trains him to save the world against an ancient evil.
Case cah-losed.

Wasn't this a greentext?

Dude... We can be heroes

Shit is fucking truth

Touche Clarkson..... Touche

That dude running with his margaritas. He needs a spot on the list

duuudde.. The last thing I need is judgemental drawers.

You could say the same about a boogie board.. Which I'd rather be on then motherfucking Floating shoes.

There was also a red road

Jesus... What's happening here