It's best to fang it up to Maccas after a few brews with the bros during an arvo with the barbie cooking snags, watching footy, and munching on some bikkies
Translation: it's best to speed up to McDonald's after a few beers with friends during an afternoon with the barbecue cooking sausages, watching rugby and eating cookies
Too late, you've been discovered. That said, feel free to stay, those funny little wings of yours will make you excellent bait for the critters; you'll probably save lives.
and after the maccas run you gotta chuck a u-ey round to the servo to try and pash the shiela behind the counter. you might grab couple 'a four 'n twenty's while you're there to eat in the ute with dazza. Fuck shazza though, she doesn't deserve the free dead horse you got
after the maccas run (trip to mcDonalds) you gotta chuck a u-ey (do a u-turn) round to the servo (service of gas station) to try and pash (hook up/kiss) the sheila (woman) at the counter. You might grab a couple 4n20's (brand of meat pies) while you're there to eat in the ute (truck type thing) with dazza (nickname for dan). Fuck shazza though (screw sharon), she doesn't even deserve the free dead horse you get (doesn't even deserve the free packets of tomato sauce you get). Strewth
I'm Australian, and we don't use all of these just about half of the listed ones.P.S guys we don't sayy "mate" that often, and we don't see kangaroos everywhere. Hahaha and we don't ride kangaroos to school.
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I'm also Australian and I use most of these to be honest, even if just in a joking way...and no, I don't live in the country, I live in a major city.
As another Australian, I can say that I only use about three of the listed ones with any regularity, and they often feel really strange to say. Though I think that I'll use u-ey more often once I actually get the hang of doing them.
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I think a lot of these are regional, now I think of it. I know Sydney has a lot of regional slang (I don't live there though). And since my family's lived in a lot of places in Australia, maybe I just picked up on a lot of it.
Ok, i'm Australian and I see kangaroos pretty much everyday, in fact I used to have a friendly 6ft tall one called earl that would sit in my front yard. I don't know where you live in Australia, guest, but it must be in the city, out here in the outer, outer eastern suburbs of Melbourne we use all of this slang and even more.
I'm from NZ and had to learn another slanguage living in Oz. It's been 10 years now and I still need a few translations lol. It still cracks me up when aussies say they wear 'thongs' like it's footwear and not skimpy underwear
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(Actually I'm a kiwi, but they dont suspect anything yet so shhhh, I'm trying to fit in)
And a place in Arkansas named 'Toad Suck"
Alternatively in Australia thongs are called pluggas