Proxxxy

proxxxy


Smart, funny attractive?
Lets add the inability to interact with peopel, social awkwardness, no actual skills and anxiety

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I don't know why... 8 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
so instead of typing "why are oranges orange?" into google and clicking the first link (hell you don't even need to click the link sometimes for questions like this it comes up in a box) you will:
1) google a meme generator
2) type the entire phrase "I don't know why oranges are orange and at this point im too afraid to ask" A phrase that is much longer than the original one
3) post it and wait however long it takes for someone else to actually give enough of a shit to answer the question for you.
You end up doing more work in a longer time period than just googling it
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This is my new favourite thing. 23 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
You say that like you think this could have had the slightest chance of ever happneing
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Shaken not slurred 7 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
stroke and cardiac arrest are different btw. You can't speak when your having a cardiac arrest, you can just before a stroke
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You know that doesn't feel good 2 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
So how many times this year has this been posted now?
Germany just build a bicycle commuter highway 10 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
just btw summer, im not american...
2 sides of dark humor 26 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
Your a big kid now, you can say fuck
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Germany just build a bicycle commuter highway 10 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
Soooo... a footpath?
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Where 11% of the world's gold is 49 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
the purity of the gold doesn't matter when you are adding up all of the pure gold in each item. 11% of the worlds gold would mean 11% of the world pure gold. If you have 1 carrot gold earrings you have 0.000000000001% of the world gold.
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In India, gold jewellery is used as a type of investment of insurance policy. You can flaunt your wealth and then sell it later if you need money without having to rely on more unstable investments (currency inflation, stocks falling, companies failing).
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There was a documentary about India and the gold business there. 3 minutes in is where this fact is stated. http://documentary.net/video/welcome-to-india-survive-on-a-crowded-planet-episode-13/
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It's Just Like An iPad 12 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
'Am I the only one who *insert very common thing*'
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Georgie Hencey, from The Chronicles of Narnia, in 2005 vs Now 8 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
Well that was her 2 years ago when this made it's first rounds.
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Story of my life - who else feels the same 50 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
Worse when you have a small band and larger cup. Literally 2 bras in the entire store that are in your size.
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Why our keyboard layouts are so screwed up 11 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
Ah yes, the common letters of g h j b v c n t y.
All those other pesky letters like a e a m n l r s o p can all fuck off to the sides because they are never used.
Dvorak ( http://www.computerhope.com/help/dvorak.gif ) is a keyboard layout that is more efficient, faster, and more comfortable than the standard QWERTY layout. It has 70% of the most commonly used letters positioned in the home row — QWERTY has only 32% — so your fingers move less. This makes typing less work on a Dvorak keyboard.
http://matias.ca/dvorak/
It's like you didn't even think about what you were saying and didn't even consider looking down at your keyboard before posting
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Why I love english 26 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
If you think that's a pun you don't know what a pun is.
A modern day hero 19 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
While aeroplanes companies will often let you drink on the flight, they have a legal obligation to monitor your drinking and won't let you get intoxicated. This also means you can't get on most planes drunk. They can refuse you entry. It poses a safety risk to everyone else on board if in the case of an emergency the flight attendants have to look after and baby two drunks than pay attention to other people who need help too
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A modern day hero 19 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
I don't think you really understand the Linda thing
It's happening 23 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
Does anyone here actually know the context behind Linda?
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HAH! You got em 8 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
I draw eyes but i don't draw the rest of the face in the same style. It's these super realistic eyes on bobble heads with cartoon mouths
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Let that sink in 72 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
>Hfw I said no way
> ‘Not unless you do a backflip’ trying to shock her into seeing it’s stupid
>Complete shock on her face. She thought I would stop her
>Ehh?!?! A-a-aren’t you going to stop me
>Nah, go ahead, if you really want to do it
>Accepts I won’t stop her and she gets down
She walked up to me afterwards and hugged my in tears. I told her I loved someone else though. She asked me who and I told her to read the first letter of each line
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Let that sink in 72 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
>A girl a went to school with was a total attention seeker
>Never arrived to class on time, always made a huge fuss
>Didn't talk to her that much, only a few awkward conversations
>He wrists had marks on them and she wore t-shirts that didn't cover them
>I asked her why she hurt herself
>She said 'no one loves me' etc. etc.
>'No one loves you?' "what about your parents? Boyfriend?
>Answered my question with something like "they fake it" or some shit like that
>Made sure not to interact with her after that, she was an attention seeker
>End of school comes around and she asks if I want to hang out with her
>I'm not good in these situations, i couldn't say no even though I wanted to
>Sunday came around and we went to a park and climbed a tree
> Just as we got to the top she told me she wanted me to watch her jump, be a witness
>Oh shit.jpeg I thought she would really do it
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Let that sink in 72 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
>be thethirdi
>tfw I call /b/ 'funny as hell'
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Let that sink in 72 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
So you want everyone to close their borders? Leave all the innocent people stuck in war torn countries there? Let children grow up in a war zone, seeing dead and injured every other day? Not give them a chance purely because they live somewhere and can't get out?
It's okay Pluto, I'm not a planet anymore either 24 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
If you use imgur, you don't post to funsubstance. Why would you? imgur is of a higher quality. Also the fact they are a guest. why not just make an account? Also the fact it was posted hours after the original one.
It's okay Pluto, I'm not a planet anymore either 24 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
trust me, they arent
It's okay Pluto, I'm not a planet anymore either 24 comments
proxxxy · 4 years ago
Guys, the guest is not this person, the person in the photo is from imgur. The creative title was stolen from imgur. I don't know why the guest feels compelled to pretend to be someone else but that isn't them http://imgur.com/gallery/OyB51eH
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