Haha, you kids hadn't experienced 2020 yet.

OMG I can't believe UP actually has that in the instructions!!!

I know I'm 5 years late for this post but anyhoo- This is so interesting because it sounds like in other countries waiters either don't get paid enough or they are super entitled regarding tips (or both). I am from South Africa, I did many years of waitressing and bartending (being paid a incredibly low minimum wage) but our social norm is that the waiter gets tipped 10% as a courtesy- but not as a requirement, and a higher tip if they were particularly helpful. If they do a particularly bad job, then it is not unusual for them to get a lower tip than 10% or none at all. I just find it interesting how the attitudes, wages, norms etc. Differ so much in different areas due to cultural and social influence.

A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without a good one or a swim in a way to the loo.

Headachey cake

They could have some baked potatoes

Well done!

Wow, nice!

At first I found this funny...but then I thought wow dude hell is not a joke, we shouldn't make out like it's all good down there. (Just what came to mind don't hate me).

Almost looked like a transformer starting to stand up

Where can I buy your stuff Reddit guy?????

I don't usually share personal things on here, but I really really needed to read this today and I'm going to explain why so that OP can understand how grateful I am... I endured some extremely difficult things as a child due to the way my step mother treated me. I still have issues and psychological trauma that I am working through today, (as a 22 year old). This weekend my boyfriend and I went to visit my father, step mother and half siblings with the purpose of asking my fathers blessing for marriage. It is always extremely difficult for me to visit because when I am around her I feel like that same helpless 9 year old that I was way back when. The weekend went well on the surface, but I ended up having a panic attack at 3am and didn't sleep much because of memories flooding back. So I'm back home now and I'm feeling so drained and teary- but reading this quote helped soooooo much. Thank you.

@dash224 what is the mom one called?

@dash224 what is the mom one called?

"I'm living with SEXY ELEPHANTS" (sweet nothing by Calvin Harris)