afungusamongus

afungusamongus


The legends say he was the God of that bit between your genitals and your asshole, cast from heaven for peeing in public that one time. Others say possession.

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Taco bell 9 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Pfft bitches ain't shit.
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Seems legit 9 comments
afungusamongus · 8 years ago
Because that definitely happened..
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Preach 23 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Heres why it's unrealistic.
Why the fuck would you want to watch the Season Finale of a show at a bar?! You can watch sports without sound or with a lot of noise, there is numbers on the screen. But trying to watch a tv show while people get loudly drunk would be shit.
Because there are people out on the town who don't give a shit about the sports game and there will be people who don't care about your finale and you can't shut them up.
Also getting to go home for a sports game is rare. Just as rare as going home for a finale.
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I am just going to put this here. Take it all in. Bask. 8 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Jews made of pig....
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this is beautiful no matter what yall say 2 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
He bares a striking resemblance to his great grandog
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Just want to share my favorite book 7 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Boobs are great regardless of size
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*singing* ...Weasley is our King! 25 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Well that's just like, your opinion, Man. Lol... Nice
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*singing* ...Weasley is our King! 25 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Don't make me come back there kids! Or so help me god I will turn this comment section around and there will be no Disney land for anyone!
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Inquiring minds 7 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
I first read this a few years ago and thought I would find it again. God bless you, you beautiful son on a bitch.
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Just want to share my favorite book 7 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
I thought this was kinda stupid. Does that thought mean I'm not a man?
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I prefer all fruit 17 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
All boobs are perfect as is. Leave them unaltered and play with them regularly
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How to play chess the right way 3 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Agreed
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I prefer all fruit 17 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
You have small hands
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When your school bumps into another school on a school trip 8 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
I've been blowing bubbles!!
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one bad @ss mule 9 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Mules are notoriously bad ass. But this is a little different to biting or kicking a motherfucker.
Cunt straight up killed a mountain lion... Before the guy with the gun.
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p*rn logic 4 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Dam it ..... My mechanic is a bloke.
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This little old lady is quite badass indeed 7 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Is she single ?
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English know how to party hard 10 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Obviously you're a hit with the ladies...
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English know how to party hard 10 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
I find his lack of pinky extension disturbing
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What do you think? 9 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Use memes properly. Not unpopular opinion. Just opinion
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Little Rick yea! 18 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
The bait was very, very spicy but I feel overall it was a little dry and poorly constructed. 3 out of 10 stars
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Don't worry, you still have a dirty mind 5 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
I'm glad that was explained to make it no longer funny. I almost laughed a little.
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Wait for it... 17 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
Ain't no duck kids. What we got here is a goose. Geese are terrifying, if there's a hell, geese guard the gate.
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Mind blown! 5 comments
afungusamongus · 9 years ago
That we know of O.o
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