afungusamongus

afungusamongus


The legends say he was the God of that bit between your genitals and your asshole, cast from heaven for peeing in public that one time. Others say possession.

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Life 45 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
Australian chuckling heard from distance
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Pretty much the only explanation I need 6 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
Cocaine comes from coca
Coca is a plant
Cocaine is salad.
See also: heroine, mdma
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America vs England 4 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
You*...
Australia is playing no games, straight to the point 15 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
.... No we don't.
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Australia is playing no games, straight to the point 15 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
A welcome to Australia sign..... On the road.....
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Those lips tho..YIKES 8 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
I mean.... His heritage.
When my friends want to take me to parties so I can find a girlfriend 6 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
But that being said, Isn't there a chance that her friends are trying to drag her to the same party? Never give up dude.
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A chinese middle school student learning English 65 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
English is not a cakewalk
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ausmerican 24 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
It's an Australian congratulations. I'm happy for OP
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ausmerican 24 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
Nice one cunt.
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I hate this shit 9 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
Except for Mila Kunis on that 70's show... Young af
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Exquisite 22 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
It's even got the same dam title as it did on imgur...
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How do you pronounced "DOGE?" 15 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
Bingo
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Giving your co-workers heart attacks 7 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
A legend. A legend does this.
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Beer 4 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
Eyyyy, that's my neighbourhood. Fucking love their beer
What would you do if you had one 18 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
I'd go get a job so I didn't have to sleep in my fucking car.
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I love Australia so much 9 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
AND WE STAND BY IT!
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But Mountain Dew instead of beer 5 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
Bloody beautiful date.
Definitely Australia too.
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Get some water for that burn! 8 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
This has been floating around the net for fucking years. Never fails to make me chuckle though.
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Explanations 3 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
My friends trying to teach me magic the gathering
The only safe way to do it 2 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
Cutting drugs
1 like =1 prayer 21 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
I noticed. But this shit is rife throughout this strange popularity contest bro.
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Welcome to the wonderful world of Eurovision 6 comments
afungusamongus · 4 years ago
Australia is now a part of the Eurovision. Which is just a total money grab because We are in the middle of the Pacific...
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