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Probably your father already came in your mother mouth, and she gave you a good night 1 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
... kiss?
Or recycle! 7 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
That’d be one huge condom
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This is America 12 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Don’t catch you slippin’ up, look what I’m whippin’ up
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My English in a nutshell *cries in corner* 8 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
My speaking skill is a bicycle with training wheels
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Amazon Cake 8 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Honestly my job now is probably worse (UPS) and that’s a UPS label on that cake so this is doubly upsetting to me. But Amazon was okay if you know what you’re getting into. Selling your soul to your capitalist overlords is just something you have to accept.
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I don’t want to think about this 6 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
They tried that a while ago with ‘That 80’s Show’ and failed miserably
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100 Years of Beauty - Korea 5 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
She looks good for being 100 years old
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Sometimes, you can't control your reaction! 14 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Or speak
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Well I know lots of horror stories 60 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Donald Trump is naked
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Are u serious 6 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
It’d make a good ping pong table
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Economics 101 10 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Those empty glasses sure are strong
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Can you read this? 10 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
I can read!
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Mirrors as wheels 4 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Radical
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I'm not even mad 7 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
You really shouldn’t give birds alka seltzer tho
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Amazon Cake 8 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
As someone who’s worked for Amazon, this is upsetting.
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Worlds 1st Tv 6 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Good news everyone!
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Mirrors as wheels 4 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
What happens if you hit a big bump?
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This movie was made for this one speech 14 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
I thought ‘Who is America’ was pretty good.
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This movie was made for this one speech 14 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
The dictator
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The human colour palette 11 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Where’s the shrekians?
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More people should listen to this advice 4 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
I’m gonna like this post.... on my phone
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A little motivation 1 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Replace carrots with alcohol, story of my life.
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Some turtles are an island 12 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Some islands are a turtle
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Good guy floor 4 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
I take a whiskey drink, I take a vodka drink...
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That's what I call Creativity ! 2 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
It’s cool. Maybe coulda been better with a landscape that didn’t have a portapotty in it
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