Alekazam

alekazam


My body knows more than I can form with my brain.

— Alekazam Report User
I’m confused 2 comments
alekazam · 2 hours ago
Swag
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How old are you? Me: 4 comments
alekazam · 18 hours ago
What’s this called? I vaguely remember it
Smeday your day will come 3 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
Who decorates it then cuts it down?
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Predictive Text Against Humanity (This is the Way the World Ends) 26 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with a little more time to be able to get a little more time to get a little more time to get a little more time to get a little more time to get a little more time to get a little more time to get a little bit of time off work
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Jesus Christ 2 comments
alekazam · 5 days ago
Something tell me that bird is the answer
Tried to capture the love with watercolor 2 comments
alekazam · 5 days ago
Dog looks high as fuck
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I'm far more annoying than this, Astrology 3 comments
alekazam · 6 days ago
According to this I’m like perfectly neutral
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Education AND basic necessity?!?!? 5 comments
alekazam · 6 days ago
Ah, yes where the subject is both gay and not gay.
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Coming out 2060 4 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Will they clone Paul Walker by then?
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Treeeeeeee 4 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
I mean, ramen is basically currency in jail, but no?
Cat with duckies 2 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
DUCKY
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i cant tell you the number but she's not light. 11 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
*is sad American weirdo*
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I'm king 39 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Can’t it be both?
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I'm king 39 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
I enjoyed that
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???? The Atlas Moth has wings that look like snake heads. ???? 4 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Nature, u so crazy
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The face he makes is hilarious 2 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
18 year old me would be knocking on the door in a new costume every 20 minutes
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Problem solved 4 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
We live in a society
Anon buys cereal 13 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Delicious!
Anon buys cereal 13 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Cause it taste just like it smells
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An interesting title 8 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Learn to give the best handjobs ever
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Things not to say before losing an election 2 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Start packing then
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11 Photos Taken Over 27 Minutes and 59 Seconds 1 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
So 28 minutes...
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Does the peasant need trash sauce for thy wiener? 4 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Whats wrong with ketchup?
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He ready to mingle 1 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Seeing the Pringle’s guy with a body is mildly disturbing
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