Alekazam

alekazam


My body knows more than I can form with my brain.

— Alekazam Report User
Chads 10 comments
alekazam · 16 hours ago
The term ‘famous’ is used rather loosely these days, huh?
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Chads 10 comments
alekazam · 16 hours ago
Am I supposed to know who any of these people are?
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Facehugger mask for the win! 2 comments
alekazam · 16 hours ago
Right? This thing protects you from consciousness... actually.. where’s the buy now option?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 11 comments
alekazam · 16 hours ago
Damn. Downvoting free ice cream? This is not a country I can stand behind.
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Real Estate Agents whom meme 1 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
I don’t think you’re allowed to use Bernie to like this unless you’re giving away houses for free.
Walk down a quiet street behind a girl 3 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
Or maybe you’re just being followed
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I hope I do well 1 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
*goes to jail jail*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 11 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
Can we also get free ice cream on Thursdays?
The next generation in gaming hardware 1 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
5/10
Raffaello's masterpiece: "Archangel Michael vanquishing satan" 3 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
Damn that’s one gnarly bird
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A bar's bathroom has a framed a punch in the wall, titled "fragile masculinity" 1 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
Hey bro I think that picture frame is calling you a pussy.
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Who wants to join? 2 comments
alekazam · 3 days ago
Feel like this already exists
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She just wants to steal your jobs 3 comments
alekazam · 3 days ago
Did he... cut his arm off tho?
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Here in the US we have cracked down on poor people wasting money on luxuries like hot 3 comments
alekazam · 5 days ago
If you’re spending your EBT at a gas station you’re either able to live comfortably on food stamps and it’s serving it’s purpose and you can live without a premade toasted sandwich and buy fresh organic ingredients and make your own damn sandwich.... or your life is really sad.
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The chad 2 comments
alekazam · 5 days ago
Bernie Sander sounds like an occupation
Open 6am 11 comments
alekazam · 6 days ago
I’m comfortable with my ass as it is, thanks
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Cost of dying stays stable 12 comments
alekazam · 6 days ago
I can hear this meme
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Open 6am 11 comments
alekazam · 6 days ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (‿ˠ‿)
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Should have destroyed this world when we had a chance 7 comments
alekazam · 6 days ago
I actually thought of you when I wrote that but wasn’t sure if you were still active on the site.
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It’s happens sometimes 2 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
It’s called a sympathy boner.
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I'm sorry Mr pigeon Wizard 11 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Fair enough.
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I'm sorry Mr pigeon Wizard 11 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Lol Why post it though?
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Should have destroyed this world when we had a chance 7 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Are there weird cases anything close to this? I hope not. I thought it was only biological fathers who could be sued for child support. And though I know they’re rare, shout out to single dads who probably couldn’t get child support from shitty moms, even if they needed it.
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I said what I said 2 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Spoken like a real roundchin
I'm sorry Mr pigeon Wizard 11 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Why tho?
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