Alekazam

alekazam


My body knows more than I can form with my brain.

— Alekazam Report User
Best place to lay down 39 comments
alekazam · 8 hours ago
is no one gonna point out the ‘memegirl’ and ‘memeguy’ coincidence?
When she wants to have sex in her childhood bed, in her parents house, on her dads 5 comments
alekazam · 16 hours ago
Surprised the dads are okay with this...
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Such a great show 12 comments
alekazam · 16 hours ago
@spookykink57 ... why not?
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Can we all agree that these two moments were the best in gaming of 2018 10 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
I did but it was so-so, I still haven’t finished it.
Can we all agree that these two moments were the best in gaming of 2018 10 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
Red Dead Redemption 2 and God of War
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Women should suicide more to fill the gap 31 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
Suicide more? You should grammar more.
Choose which button to press 29 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
Ability to “life” and move objects with my mind, so I can bring inanimate objects to life? Talking furniture here I come, I’d go full on PeeWee’s Playhouse with that. Grey all day.
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This is annoying 2 comments
alekazam · 3 days ago
Me listening to every conversation ever
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Good sleep hamster 11 comments
alekazam · 3 days ago
10 seconds later I’m still wide awake
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She's a KEEPER 2 comments
alekazam · 3 days ago
When you get real stoned and refer to yourself as babe
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Let the rage flow 3 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
I like how they blurred her name out when it’s obviously Kelsey
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Don't mind if I do 9 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
Btw, no shit
The Dolphin on Jupiter 12 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
Pretty much dead center of the photo
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Ooh a... 16 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
He does have a chute but I watched that video like ten times and I’m still skeptic whether he opened it or not.
Ooh a... 16 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
To look for pennies
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Ooh a... 16 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
Considering we just saw someone die, I’d say I’m glad the quality isn’t very good.
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Fixed it 6 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
5:45am ;)
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This sample station makes me scared, and curious at the same time 12 comments
alekazam · 6 days ago
I’m guessing that isn’t USD
this.. 2 comments
alekazam · 6 days ago
This is the most obscenely wholesome thing I’ve ever seen
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I feel ya Kakashi 1 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
I’m 30 and still have dreams that I missed the school bus and such. That awful period of time is engraved in my mind.
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This boy was left stranded after school when relatives forgot or were unable to pick him 3 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Do you actually get your news from news.com?
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Updated photo I guess in a way? 6 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Song is about STDs ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)
Let the water flow 5 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
What year is this bot in?
Since we’re posting art, here is a cookie with a picture made with sugar on it 2 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
That’s awesome. Will it ever be eaten?
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