Thank you for your service

Ngl I was a fan of Ugandan Knuckles memes

That doorless, windowless balcony reminds me of multiple video games

Being in jail and having to shit 3ft from where me and my celly both sleep makes me appreciate my privacy so much more

Hm, learn something new every day

“As defined by the International Astronomical Union (IAU), a light-year is the distance that light travels in vacuum in one Julian year (365.25 days).Because it includes the word "year", the term light-year may be misinterpreted as a unit of time.”

The chickens are what?!

Meth is the true evil.

I kicked your mom because I’m a pimp

We’re gonna have to start regulating them titties.

The the radishes

Take a moment to thank all the weirdly possessive, overbearing fathers for giving their children daddy issues.

Some poor dude is going to get kicked in the face just tryna chill and read a book.