Alekazam

alekazam


My body knows more than I can form with my brain.

— Alekazam Report User
Hold my beer! 5 comments
alekazam · 28 minutes ago
Who is it and her ex?
He does have a point 1 comments
alekazam · 32 minutes ago
I don’t know if weed was ever an issue but more lethal drugs were once an issue.
Courtesy of "The Oatmeal" 4 comments
alekazam · 34 minutes ago
I could be dead
So do I do this until I die or what 3 comments
alekazam · 1 hour ago
Express yourself, find someone you connect with, travel. I agree with this, cause I’m constantly depressed cause of this feeling, but find something to make you happy
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Black iron man 1 comments
alekazam · 3 hours ago
I don’t know about famous but I’m willing to be he’s pretty damn wealthy now
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If it's true love, it'll work. 2 comments
alekazam · 3 hours ago
I like that my crush also has a dick
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What are your favorite games you are still playing? 3 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
Fallout and GTAV
Nobody reads this 14 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
That looks like my current neighborhood
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90's Gamer Moment 2 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
so intense it killed a kid
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Sword comparison 5 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Referencing for comment
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Fact fact 5 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Omg, I been thinking about it often at work
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But what if I just spam it faster? 4 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Is that you in this story?
For those who like, just die 1 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
All the haters eatin pizza fo’ life
Straight up gangsta! 23 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
....Yada yada responsibility...
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Seizing second chances 14 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Lol ‘seizing’
hhhmmmn 5 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
i HaVe A yOuNgEr BrOThEr?
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None of us are easy to be with 7 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Damn monkey brains....
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Straight up gangsta! 23 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
But with great power....
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Straight up gangsta! 23 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Lmao, idk how to feel about this.
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Straight up gangsta! 23 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Unless I make my belt uncomfortably tight, my pants tend to sag just a little, even with the belt.. anyone else have this issue?
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Whats the problem here? 7 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Just culling the herd
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Enough already with the logic! Just accept Jesus! 29 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Definitely agree, I always appreciate @Guest_’s input, even if I don’t always read all of it
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Remember it isn't necrophilia if she is still alive in your heart 4 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
This comment is underrated.
Those who know how to program a VCR will get this 2 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
You mean those who know how to plug in a VCR?
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Enough already with the logic! Just accept Jesus! 29 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Thanks for keeping it brief!
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