Suicide more? You should grammar more.

Ability to “life” and move objects with my mind, so I can bring inanimate objects to life? Talking furniture here I come, I’d go full on PeeWee’s Playhouse with that. Grey all day.

Me listening to every conversation ever

10 seconds later I’m still wide awake

When you get real stoned and refer to yourself as babe

I like how they blurred her name out when it’s obviously Kelsey

5:45am ;)

This is the most obscenely wholesome thing I’ve ever seen

Egg

I’m 30 and still have dreams that I missed the school bus and such. That awful period of time is engraved in my mind.

What year is this bot in?

That’s awesome. Will it ever be eaten?