Alekazam

alekazam


My body knows more than I can form with my brain.

— Alekazam Report User
Don't use logic. Use IMAGINATION 2 comments
alekazam · 3 hours ago
ImaginaaaAAAaaation.
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Odd Movie, Watch @ Your Own Risk. 3 comments
alekazam · 11 hours ago
Great soundtrack, really good movie too. Bobcat Goldthwait also has a movie called ‘God Bless America’ that’s a very different tone of movie but good nonetheless
Real life Popeye 1 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
I’m guessing instead of spinach he got his strength from Jim Beam
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These orphaned baby rhinos 1 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
Should I feel sad that they’re orphaned?
I wish I had this 13 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
You could still feel angry, right? Or happy to have known said person.
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Hey Funsubstance. That ad on the side is seven steps too far. I can't even clear it. 16 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
I think you’d need to use a different browser
Bring another drink 4 comments
alekazam · 3 days ago
But Bender is literally fueled by alcohol...
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Fluffy scottish highland calf 2 comments
alekazam · 3 days ago
That calf looks like a straight gangsta
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Test post 4 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
Wasn’t aware whale fucking was ever a topic of discussion
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Muddled subsequent ***htingale 1 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
@title I think the censorship is turned up a notch too high
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Abounding Precautious Porcupine 5 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
Hey sweet title. I was like oh another bot, then I saw it was you. Got me.
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Anon ***ed up 10 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
Thanks, I’ll go throw up now
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Truckers trying to keep a man from jumping 3 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
That’s not even a huge drop without the trucks. Let the man break his legs if he wants
Anon eats chicken 9 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
You’re gaying up the whole world! Good work friend.
Keen cooperative Human 19 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
Well my name certainly is not Jort https://images.app.goo.gl/4GLhJpyHmj2U5rTt5
Boi he gona do it! 3 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
Well the shinies can say it, right?
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Me irl 4 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
Did someone put an emoji over that persons face, then blur out the emoji?
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Thanks mo- 11 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
I honestly really enjoyed the story, but your other criticisms are rather valid. The upgrades at your camp make little to no difference except for being able to fast travel (cuts some of the time riding back and forth on your horse) but even after I got the ability to fast travel I didn’t use it very often. But like I said, I thought the story was fantastic, there’s some excellent character development. Idk, I really enjoyed the game, I’ve already played through twice.
Better than seeing "have sex" pop up when you type "how to" 3 comments
alekazam · 5 days ago
I’d like to see this done for the US
title 51 comments
alekazam · 5 days ago
at least buy me a drink first, sheesh
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Prove me wrong 4 comments
alekazam · 5 days ago
Looks like a pizza, so I approve
1 bite. 2 Pop-Tarts 2 comments
alekazam · 5 days ago
Signs you’re either a serial killer or you’re Bryan Cranston
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Thirsty 5 comments
alekazam · 6 days ago
He does say he was 4 years old at the time.
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Never forget who the real king is 5 comments
alekazam · 6 days ago
Ya Heard!
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Somebody paid for dinner 9 comments
alekazam · 6 days ago
Good point, I would touch everyone else’s phone except my own. Enjoy being locked out of your phone at the end of the meal.