Bad memories 14 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
No tequila for me
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Hmmmmmmmm 9 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
It’s on top of a normal water fountain btw.
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Hmmmmmmmm 9 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
I work in a UPS warehouse where one of these is also.
Fast! 3 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
I’m usually awake til 2 or 3 am anyway but this looks tasty
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Well sh 1 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Hmm, took me ten years, must’ve done something wrong
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inevitable 5 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Usually if I’m confused, I consider it a good meme.
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100% true! 3 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
This reminds me of one of my favorite George Carlin jokes
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I wont let you 19 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
I assumed child molestation too.
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Isnt it obvious? 5 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Well my point is that there are certainly less foreign looking fatties here.
Couple with Down Syndrome told not to marry, prove critics wrong 25 years later 4 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Lol 25 years later, they’re the same age.
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Isnt it obvious? 5 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Tbh, the fat dude doesn’t stand out as American besides being fat
The hero we need 18 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
And instead of stopping him you warned others to avoid him as if he were a thunderstorm
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Its cheap and free. Throw me in the trashcan 13 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
@unicycle, If you do this for every future @guest_ post, you’d be a legend
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Just a thought.. 'MURICA! 4 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
It’s not you they’re protecting
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The shoe lace spies 5 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
You don’t need to see my laces to know that
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I wont let you 19 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Whose fucking childhood is this based on?
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good 8 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Good
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Crazy is as crazy does 6 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
I need to see this
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Took me few seconds 7 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Oh, now I feel dumb.
Kids jumping at a pile of mattresses, circa 1977 5 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
That one kid falling doesn’t look lined up too good
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Took me few seconds 7 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
I don’t care how talented you are, that’s at least a minute
Wins an Oscar.... Still gets made fun of for it 1 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Catch me if You Can is the one that actually made me lol. Decent film too
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Cover up your ex wife’s face 101 4 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
I got a matching tattoo with my ex. It’s my only tattoo but I don’t regret it, dog riding a skateboard with sunglasses. And it does remind of her and sometimes brings up mixed feelings, but I don’t have to explain that to anyone asking about my ink if I don’t wanna
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Watch Dogs: Legion ATM Hacker Patch Wallet 2 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
That’d be cool
Listen here you little shit 10 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
God I haven’t had to do real math in so long and your explanation just broke my brain
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