Yeah, so again, how do you buy someone a drink on their own tab? I don’t think a decent bartender would let that happen.

He’s not a dog, who cares?

Yeah but he was buying her the drinks...

I like to think this is a different guest from the one above who, in addition to liking fat girls, is excited to have an extra $2

So many onions...

That sounds epic

I’m with Rosa

As long as you are insured

Actually, no, I don’t get breaks where I work.

But like, “hey u racist?” ... “no bro” ... “I’m black”

Sleep tight ( ͡ل͜ ͡)

All smokers have aids.

I’m pretty sure you CAN be fined for calling emergency services for no reason

And like a third of the people who support Lord Cheeto.