Snorkel susan 9 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Tbh, it’s probably more effective than nothing at all, but when looking like this is the end result, was it worth it?
We’re human beings, not cogs in a machine 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
But what if my goal is to simply live life and enjoy it as much as I’m able?
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Figured I’d upload a selfie. Been too long.. 9 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Save some pussy for the rest of us playa
Friend with Benefits 6 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Preferably female
Slav and Furious 2 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Lol wut
Friend with Benefits 6 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Seems like an arrangement could be made here...
Friend with Benefits 6 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I need a nutty buddy
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New United States of America????????. God bless! Energetic 2 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Watch it burn
Pound it 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Then what is it?
My Etsy shoppe did not do well this year 5 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Does it shift smells too?
Pound it 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Is that a capybara?
Anti-yote armor 2 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
That poor doggo’s self esteem
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Choose your partner wisely 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Is she wresting? That’s clearly a pile driver.
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Oh noes .. 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
But did y’all know 2020 ate 2029?
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Arkansas game wardens are giving citations to kids now smh 5 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Do you want me to give you an ice cream cone?
Me at 3AM 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Or how they explain eclipses
Me at 3AM 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Curiously what proof they have considering I’ve seen them at the same time on numerous occasions
Clever bois meet clever girls 1 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Hm, you think there’d be measures in place to prevent bots from posting the same exact content minutes apart
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Very family oriented 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Damn, Crocs gettin hostile
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I have a note from my dermatologist, guys 18 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
All the doctor/covid stuff aside, can we just agree this lady is a dumb bitch?
Jesus lending a helping hand 2 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
It’s been a little while
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There’re actually a few people who haven’t apologized for shitty things they’ve done 12 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Sorry I’m not sorry (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
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Drugs described through the many faces of jim carrey 7 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
MDMA, “pure” ecstasy
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I have a note from my dermatologist, guys 18 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I wouldn’t question that note though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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