You should make more friends 5 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I recall the last time I went to a big house party, I ignored dozens of people to play with a kitten. It was a pretty rad party.
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Open 6am 11 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
My ass open 24/7 ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Wild vs farmed salmon, an illustration 12 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
@z have you seen the titles on a majority of bot posts? Yes I assumed which was which based on the order it was phrased/illustrated, but it doesn’t hurt to clarify..
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M00t forgot to ban a few p*dophiles 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I love how society sexualizes young girls on TV, movies, magazines, etc, then shuns people who develop an unhealthy attraction to underage kids. (Not defending pedos)
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Wild vs farmed salmon, an illustration 12 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Thank you for this
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Wild vs farmed salmon, an illustration 12 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I was under the assumption that the bright color in salmon was artificial in some way, leading me to question which was which...
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Wild vs farmed salmon, an illustration 12 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I explained my reasoning for questioning, no need to get snippy.
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I am the Captain 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
It’s the year of the sea shanty!
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Recovery is possible 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
??
This company's logo is the square root of an*l! 2 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
And we all know what the square root of anal is... ( ≖ ͜ʖ≖)
This teacher in Ghana, teaching his students Microsoft Word 2 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Is this real?
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It’s always better to not give up 11 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I think most relationships are unique in their problems. So context is important. If the problem is your partner is abusive or a negligent piece of shit, definitely don’t stick around.
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Therapeutic unaccountable Newt 1 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Good Ol’ Cunt McShitface. Top of the mornin to ya!
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Wild vs farmed salmon, an illustration 12 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Which is which? I thought the pinkish color wasn’t natural?
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Teach the children well 1 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Typically when you just say “humanity” I assume you mean the whole humanity.
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Ubiquitous lackadaisical Hippopotamus 2 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
They make memes for bus drivers?
One psilocybin cheese pizza (hidden because mild drug reference) 9 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I have some now that I ground to a powder and infused into honey. Now looking into turning that into some kind of honey brittle.
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Britain / Canada did it Better (SFW) 18 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Why not just admit this is fucked up rather than deflect to the “other side” like every other deluded Trump fuckboi?
Snorkel susan 9 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Tbh, it’s probably more effective than nothing at all, but when looking like this is the end result, was it worth it?
We’re human beings, not cogs in a machine 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
But what if my goal is to simply live life and enjoy it as much as I’m able?
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Figured I’d upload a selfie. Been too long.. 9 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Save some pussy for the rest of us playa
Friend with Benefits 6 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Preferably female
Slav and Furious 2 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Lol wut
Friend with Benefits 6 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Seems like an arrangement could be made here...
Friend with Benefits 6 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I need a nutty buddy
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