I spent too long trying to figure out the curse word. Why’d they censor bastard?

Most people aren’t gonna see a problem with this.

I’m about to be (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

This finale better be worth the wait

Thank goodness for that safety net

Half the time I make credit transactions it takes a day or two to show up...

I’m dancing the weight of the world through a nightmare actually.

Nice to know their advertising is working on you.

Anyone from the same generation with that commercial where the kid pranks his sister by slowing down his voice saying “honey, we’re home” and making her think her parents had come home while she had a guy over... damn I’m old

Does he have any crystal pepsi?

I don’t understand this at all but it might just be my new favorite thing

@dash224